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As the T'Bong World Spins

KIRK1ADM

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Once upon a time a little old woman known as the T'Bong came into power at a little old BBS known as TrekBBS. She once ruled with dignity, fairness and a sense of integrity. Until the influence and pressure of the novelist known as the garamet took control of the feeble minded T'Bong.

Little old garamet would run to the Bong with any and all problems. She would find her target and be relentess in complaints, demands, and accusations. Being a novelist, the garamet could be quite convincing especially when taking on the role of a victim. When one makes a career of being victimized as does the garamet, one has no problem falling back into that role.

The garamet is quite practiced at bitching, moaning, and grunting in all circumstances both in the bedroom as well as out. One day the garamet saw something that simply brought her to tears. She saw the word Mexifornia. Well the garamet being the kind, sensitive, feeling person she is for the "brown skinned" members of the Mexican community voiced her complaints to any and all staff that would give her the time of day. Finally the Bong swooped into rescue her mentor, savior and friend in the world of fiction. She deemed that Mexifornia is racist and hence forth declared nobody could use that term in her little bbs. The garamet was happy, one of her targets would put down. The garamet hopped from board to board declaring yet another victory against one of her targets and her ability to successfully troll a board that pretends to have rules which does not allow trolling. The feeble minded T'Bong felt all was good in her world as it spins once again.

The garamet having the memory of an elephant than saw something even worse. The city of Calexico being associated with the location of one of her targets. Not being all that intelligent or familiar with the state of California, the novelist once again bitched, moaned, and cried to her partner the feeble minded T'Bong. Again, T'Bong chose to spin her world once again and declare the name of an entire city, an entire community to be a racist term.

Now T'Bong in yet another attempt to not be a feeble minded woman chose to do something revolutionary and something never ever tried before. She decided to change the policies of one of her most popular forums. She decided to remove the rules from the TNZ. Something that she thought long and hard about. Something that she was praised for by the garamet for having the creativity of launching on a holiday weekend. The difficulty, stress, and mental challenge for making such a change definitely took a toll on the Bong. Because in the process of making these changes, items that she had declared to be racist were now once again legal to use. What is the Bonger to do now. What is the novelist the garamet to do when they see terms they consider to be racist before their blood shot, eyes. Only time will tell.
 
pass the popcorn please


Kirk, I think you should admit you love for garamet and be done with it. You'll feel better once you get it off your chest.

:pop:
 
Jeez. The funny part is that garamet and I have rarely spoken privately.

Ah well.

Carry on. And pass the popcorn.
 
So you claim. You've lied before so why should anyone believe you this time Bonger?

Care to elaborate as to why you fail to enforce rules at your little bbs in a uniform manner? Why do you and your staff allow the garamet to slide by even after she admits to targeting and trolling people?

Why is it you and your staff is so fucking spineless that you are stupid enough to claim certain words such as Calexico are "racist" Is it simply because hags like garamet whine, bitch and moan loud enough for you to hear?
 
Mexicans? Where I used to live in CA there were a disproportionate amount of Armenians.

Calmenia? Armefornia?

Meh. Every place has their majority and minority, and it changes according to geography.
 
And Kirk...

My advice to you is relax and find perspective.

Not worth it, my man. In the end, NONE of it really matters.
 
^^^Hmm...some things DO matter, you know.

Hey Bonz, have you gotten a chance to check PMs over across the street there? I asked you about changing handles. I know you're under some stress there, so it's all good.

Keep on keepin' on.
 
Batman said:
^^^Hmm...some things DO matter, you know.

Hey Bonz, have you gotten a chance to check PMs over across the street there? I asked you about changing handles. I know you're under some stress there, so it's all good.

Keep on keepin' on.
You are probably correct about the stress. Can you imagine the complaints she is getting from the garamet and others regarding all the "trolls" that are now "trolling the trolls"?

I'm sure that the Bonger is thinking long and hard as we speak about the next original idea and change for TNZ and other areas of that board.
 
KIRK1ADM said:
I'm sure that the Bonger is thinking long and hard as we speak about the next original idea and change for TNZ and other areas of that board.

*Throws batarang*
 
Batman said:
*Throws batarang*
Thanks, I've always wanted one of them things. So which version did you throw at me? TV series version, cartoon version, Burton movie version of Batman Begins version?
 
Batman, just be patient, Bonger is a very "busy". She doesn't have time to get to individual requests very quickly. Do you know how much time is involved in managing the TrekBBS? Just ask her, she'll tell you. LOL
 
Hey Kirk,

I'll admit that I also very much dislike garamet. She's a bitch of darkness.

On the other hand, while Bonz and I have had our issues, she's nowhere near garamet. Bonz is actually a decent person who tries to make people happy.
 
Batman said:
Hey Kirk,

I'll admit that I also very much dislike garamet. She's a bitch of darkness.

On the other hand, while Bonz and I have had our issues, she's nowhere near garamet. Bonz is actually a decent person who tries to make people happy.
I will agree the Bonger tries to make people happy. Unfortunately she tends to bend over backwards for the likes of the garamet.
 
Batman said:
^^^Hmm...some things DO matter, you know.

Hey Bonz, have you gotten a chance to check PMs over across the street there? I asked you about changing handles. I know you're under some stress there, so it's all good.

Keep on keepin' on.
In the cyberworld of BBS's, no. None of it really matters in the big picture.

Are you new, or just a new username? Just askin' because I like to know who I'm talking to.... :)
 
Bonz is now on vacation, 1000 miles away from home. (Yay!) So I'm going to lurk mode (mostly) and won't be on as much.

Nag me about this next week when I get back home. :mrgreen: This week, I don't care.

I'm not lying about garamet. But you'll believe what you believe and Friday is right. This shit don't matter. ;)
 
I think the unwritten statement is...

Kirk thinks Garamet complained to T'bonz and that's why he's banned. I'm not going to debate the validity of that...but it does raise the question...

Why aren't left leaning posters that are as bad...if not worse than Kirk not banned? (I know you FINALLY nuked Spatialdude...but that took much longer than it should have)
 
T'Bonz said:
Bonz is now on vacation, 1000 miles away from home. (Yay!) So I'm going to lurk mode (mostly) and won't be on as much.

Nag me about this next week when I get back home. :mrgreen: This week, I don't care.

I'm not lying about the garamet. But you'll believe what you believe and Friday is right. This shit don't matter. ;)
Actions speak louder than words T'Bong. Explain why you did absolutely nothing when garamet was in clear violation of her agreement with you last November/December 2006. Come on, explain it away like you try to do with everything else.

Explain why you only chose to enforce that agreement with half of the parties involved rather than with all of the parties.
 
Conundrum said:
I think the unwritten statement is...

Kirk thinks Garamet complained to T'bonz and that's why he's banned.
No, not quite. I think that various rules and changes have been made over the years due to the garamets bitching and moaning to her friend and protege.
I'm not going to debate the validity of that...but it does raise the question...

Why aren't left leaning posters that are as bad...if not worse than Kirk not banned? (I know you FINALLY nuked Spatialdude...but that took much longer than it should have)
Probably because the majority of those who post in TNZ are left leaning people and as such do not complain, bitch and moan.
 
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