ASK AMBUSH BUG QUESTIONS!

[Yub]

You may expect answers. They may even make sense.

 

[jack]

Who did you prefer drawing you, Mantlo or Bissette?

 

[Yub]

I prefer to be drawn period. Sadly, I am no longer. My appearance in 52 was far too short.

 

[The Tomtrek]

ARE YOU A GOD?

 

[headvoid]

What is your favourite average measure; mean, median or arithmetic?

 

[headvoid]

Has your foreskin ever ripped during passionate sex leading you to believe that your penis had broken?

 

[headvoid]

Which is more evil, the music from Rhubarb and Custard the 1980's UK childrens cartoon or the Mysterons music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52idWDN9Nw (rhubard and Custard theme)

and why...

 

[headvoid]

Is it possible to die from constipation?

 

[headvoid]

I'm needing an answer to that last one pronto.

 

[Cassie]

ew!

What do you ambush?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How fast is unladen African bloated child?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira or Natalie?

 

[Ishcabittle]

WE WERE TOLD TO EXPECT ANSWERS.

 

[Yub]

ARE YOU A GOD?

No.

 

[Yub]

ew!

What do you ambush?

Nothing much. At the mo, I'm a daddy and when I'm not spending time with the little bugs, I spends my time hitting stuff with hammers and drilling stuff with drills.

 

[Yub]

How fast is unladen African bloated child?

Quite fast with a strong breeze on his back.

 

[Yub]

Keira or Natalie?

Why, Natalie of course. She's the only one who has shown up on NBC and rapped she wanted to fuck her fans.

 

[Yub]

WE WERE TOLD TO EXPECT ANSWERS.

I never said when.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The Tomtrek]

No.

THEN... DIE!