What are you really hoping that I or someone else will ask you?
Ask me anything. I'll answer or not answer as I see fit. Please, no PI inquiries.
I have shared an account or two with a certain pickle, but I haven't actually been one myself.Are you, or have you ever been, a pickle?
Short answer, no.If Chickens had lips and Snakes had hips, would the world be a better place?
Hats are good, especially if made of bacon and worn by ducks.what do you think of hats
What is your opinion of monkeys?
Hats are good, especially if made of bacon and worn by ducks.
I am now.Are you aware you've just sexually aroused me?
Sadly, my jammies aren't made of bacon.What are you wearing?
Burlap.What are your jammies made of?
No, but that might buffer the itchiness of the burlap.do your jammies have bacon liners?
If I'd lost my clothes somehow, and it was the only thing I could cover myself with.would you wrap your boobs in bacon on a first date?
stuffwhat's that under there?
I see what you did here. Underwear.did you just say underwear?
I sofa king we Todd did.pronouce the following: "my dixie wrecked!" ...ask someone how that sounds.
Yeah, but sometimes a point has to be made.Are you litter box trained?
That neon green, or the purple with the gold reddish hairs in it.What is your favorite catnip?
I wear mittens when typing.Do you have the soft tips on your claws to cut down on the damage to your keyboard?
meow meowDo you meow meow, or meow meow?
lite mayo, lettuce, onion, american cheese, black pepperDo you prefer your tuna with grape jelly or with liver?
I got a few black ones and a pink one. I'd appreciate it if you stopped stealing my clothes.What colour collar is urs?
Why would they wanna sip on Craigslist's kool-aid? Sure, as long as they also start selling illegal narcotics and human organs.Should Ebay legalize Prostitution?
Pickle has a RL gf. Besides, we are only friends.Do you want to play hide the sausage with Dork Lord?