ASSHOLES!!!!

[starguard]

HELP.. I BEEN HORNSWAGGLED

I went on eBay looking for a Laptop Computer.

This is the one I bought








and THIS.. is what they sent



Dammit...This is the last time I buy on eBay and pay with Food Stamps.

Next time I'll pay with Monoply Money and see how they'll like it :twisted:

 

[Love Child]

Yes I smiled.
Yes I am responding.
Yes.
And
No.
But
LOL
Anyway
I suppose.
Did you get an A in creativity in school? or were you the class clown?
Or are you really shy in RL?

 

[The Dork Lord]

What is this "real Life", of which you speak?

 

[Ilyanna]

^just some overrated RP, I guess *shrugs*

 

[jack]

He's tried everything for attention, but when he "quit" we've sort of all gone along with it. He's sort of the Ghost Of Starguard, so to speak.

 

[Ilyanna]

Like our wrestling match?

Ah, no, dear, that one is completely real, of course

:bigass:


(sorry I had to leave you hanging there... but now I'm back )



oh yeah... HI JACK!

 

[Sarek]

Starguard is really a weird little man.

 

[The Dork Lord]

(sorry I had to leave you hanging there... but now I'm back )

You will be punished...

FROM TEH TOP ROPE!!1

 

[Gagh]

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