At My First Job

[Gonad]

I smuggled the security camera videos home and dubbed copies of them. I had them for eight years before I finally got rid of them.

Sometimes I'd watch them while doing jigsaw puzzles.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Wow. I once "stole" over a thousand dollars worth of newspapers.

Now I just acquire 25lb. boxes of bacon. Pig is good.