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Attack Of THe CLones isn't that bad

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Really remove "Blast, this is why I hate flying" and "I wish I could wish my feelings away" and some of the Threepio jokes and the bit with Anakin riding the CGI cow thing and rolling about in the grass with Natalie and restore the scenes with Padme's family and re-dub Boba Fett's lines with a better child actor and you have a good movie.

YEAH, GIT HIM DAD!
 
Change the bug planet people into a super race of bad r2d2 clones and have anakin do a song with nsync and then you have the best movie inb history and make sure that natalies nipples are giving top billing and fucking where are the yellow sabers like just because they look shit doesnt mena we dont want them and thats the end of my picnicn in the wood.
 
Yeah eaxctly Sam Jacksoon got a purple headed light sabra because he cried to Lu-CASH about civil rights or some shit so we should get chink sabres good point.
 
I THINK WE HAVE PROVED THAT LU-CASH IS OBVIOUSLY RACIST
 
RACIST AND JEWISH AT THE SOME TIME, WHAT A SHOCKER.
 
FUCKING I KNEW IT WER SHOULD OF ALL LISTENED TO ABOVE AL:L BECAUSE HIS TOTAL OBSESSION WITH HATING LU-CASH WAS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE HE WAS HIS ABORTED BABY BRANG BACK TO LIFE BY PRINCESS ZELDA.


Maybe.
 
Serioulsy clones was good.
 
I KNOW. I KNOW.
 
Would have been better if Kelly Clarkson played the shape-shifter bounty bitch hunter.
 
MICHAEL WOULD MOONWALKA UP ANA DDOWN MISS INDEPENDANT COZ HES DANGEROUS AND COUT OF FREAKING CONTROL AND JACKIE CHAN SHOULD OF BEEN A FUCKING JEDI AM AI THE ONLY ONE THAT REALISES THIS?!
 
How did they Michael Jackson/Kelly Clarkson rivalry get started?
 
OMG I can watch Kelly Clarkson videos on YouTube now!
 
broadband abuser - he's an addict
 
If only there had been a scene where Jackie Chan held onto a really long draped flag and fell down the side of a building while holding it and it simultaneously ripping and breaking his fall and when he reached the bottom C3PO was waiting and Chan did that turn his head left and right quickly thing.

Then it would have been good.
 
Or he could have hit his balls on 3PO's hand or something.
 
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page cant' be disgayed
 
OK - it really made me laugh - so gotta repeat
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Oh my!
 
I want it so badly. I may have to buy it and take videos of myself for Youtube or something.

I particularly want the big black boots.
 
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