Attention: All Pussy Lickers of Badistan

[classichummus]

I've heard that certain fruits make girls cum taste sweeter. What fruits are best? Is this also true for guys cum? What fruits should I eat to make mine better? Thanks

-Hummus

 

[Loktar]

Kumquats.

 

[Pandora]

Banana's supposedly make a mans cum taste sweet. Women just naturally taste good as long as they have good personal hygiene.

 

[Mirah]

Avoid garlic. I remember having a conversation about this somewhere, I'll get back to you. Also-just eating more fruits and veggies helps.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Banana's supposedly make a mans cum taste sweet. Women just naturally taste good as long as they have good personal hygiene.

This, most of the time. Though some women can still be a little off if they eat a lot of bitter foods.

 

[Pandora]

This, most of the time. Though some women can still be a little off if they eat a lot of bitter foods.

Interesting, thanks I didn't know that.

 

[Gagh]

Liberace.

 

[classichummus]

Thanks people! We will give them a try!

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Interesting, thanks I didn't know that.

Not a lot off like men supposedly get, but just a little. Just enough to be noticed.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Or, obviously, about three days before to three days after their period.

 

[Daystrom]

It isn't fruit youre asking about its vegetables. Carrots broccoli and celery in particular.

 

[classichummus]

So whatever my GF has been eating makes her cum taste SUPER SWEET!!! OMG it was amazing!!! I couldn't get enough of it today!! This morning was beautiful!!!

 

[Yub]

Is there a reason I should care? Are you going to be sharing anytime soon?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Is there a reason I should care? Are you going to be sharing anytime soon?

We know you don't care about pussy. How's your boyfriend doing these days anyway? I hear he gives it to you good up the 'ol pooper.

 

[classichummus]

Is there a reason I should care? Are you going to be sharing anytime soon?

We know you don't care about pussy. How's your boyfriend doing these days anyway? I hear he gives it to you good up the 'ol pooper.

Yeah, I hear Yub really likes to play catcher. He doesn't like pitching much.

 

[Yub]

I don't care about the pussy hummus seemingly has a psychopathic need to transmit to the world he gets. You and the rest of the world get laid, hummus. It's nothing overly special, although I beginning to think in your case it just might be.

As for you Funkwit, how's divorce treating you? Met any nice women lately? No? I'm not surprised. Maybe you can share with hummus, he seems to want to share everything else about his girlfriend....

 

[Dual]

You and the rest of the world get laid, hummus.

No, he doesn't. :S:

 

[Yub]

It all fits now. He won't shut up because he's overcompensating for not actually having got his end anyway, like a 14 year old bragging to his classmates.

 

[Dirk Funk]

As for you Funkwit, how's divorce treating you?

Excellent, thanks for asking. Things are much better now than they were.

Met any nice women lately?

Yes, actually.

Maybe you can share with hummus, he seems to want to share everything else about his girlfriend....

No, thank you.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yeah, I hear Yub really likes to play catcher. He doesn't like pitching much.

He's a bottom, from what I understand.