ATTENTION ALL SKANKS!!!

[Tyrant]

o:

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

GOOD JOB. YOUR SIX PIXEL HIGH PICTURES ARE VERY INTIMIDATING. SCRATCH MY BACK SHINEBOY, THE FAT IS COMING OUT OF MY PORES NEEDS TO BE SKIMMED AND SAVED TO FEED CONCHOKER TONIGHT.

 

[jack]

I liked your Scrotus Rex persona better. Ironic that it's all the same poster :bigass:

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

YOU MISTAKE ME FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES WHAT YOU LIKE. HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO PUMP BEFORE YOUR PENIS CEASES TO BE INVERTED?

 

[jack]

What's funny about what you just said is...wait, be right back....phone's ringing.

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

THAT'S NOT THE PHONE. MESSENGER'S TINY PENIS MAKES A SOUND LIKE A BELL, WE'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THOUGH WE REALLY DON'T CARE. HOWEVER IF YOU PULL IT OUT OF YOUR EAR THE RINGING MIGHT GO AWAY.

 

[The Skaninator]

Jack, you came for the arcade and then stayed for the arse reaming.

 

[jack]

Is "arse reaming" some sort of genitaliz reference.

brb, phone.

 

[The_Fake_Sk4n]

YOUR PHONE IS RINGING VERY MUCH. I AM THINKING THAT IT IS PROABLY NOT REALLY RINGING. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO JACK?

OH AND SKANK IS NOT HERE YET. SHE WILL BE COMING AS SOON AS THE SKANK NAME IS BEING REINSTATED.

 

[jack]

Sorry, phone.