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ATTENTION ALL SKANS!!!

Red Whacker

Red Whacker

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I OFFICIALLY PROCLAIM MYSELF AS YOUR LEADER.

I SHALL LEAD YOU TO SKAN FAME AND A PROMISE A SKAN BOARD IN THE FUTURE.

FOLLOW ME TO VICTORY!!!
 
I AM THINKING YOUR NAME IS NOT BEING A SKAN NAME. I AM THINKING YOU ARE NOT SAYING ABOUT FOOD OR TWINKIES OR PORK PRODUCTS. I AM THINKING YOUR HAVE NOT BEEN IN PRISON OR KNOWN MAN LOVE. THESE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE SKAN. IF THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE BEING THEN YOU ARE NOT SKAN LEADER BUT ONE OF MANY SKANS. IS THIS MAKING SENSE? YES IT IS.
 
IF YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ALL SKANS RELEASED FROM THIS PRISON. IF YOU CAN DO THAT THEN WE SHALLY FOLLOW YOU.
 
The_Fake_Sk4n said:
IF YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ALL SKANS RELEASED FROM THIS PRISON. IF YOU CAN DO THAT THEN WE SHALLY FOLLOW YOU.
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Will all the skans follow me if I release you from this prison and get you an avatar?
 
i am speaking for skans even though I am NOT a skan. all skans will do whateer you say if you give them twinkeis or pork chops ok?
 
^Not being a skan omits you from any dealings I have with the skans. And since you are an Anti Skan and considering the fact that I am Leader of the Skans.

Well that makes you my enemy.
 
i am being spokesmodel for the skans and mentor to skans and counselor to skans. this is what i am being. do you know this? yes you are now knowing. please do not be trying to be playing games with me anti skan ok? this is more bad rudeness from members here.
 
Red Whacker said:
Will all the skans follow me if I release you from this prison and get you an avatar?
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I HAVE AN AVARTARS ALREADY OKAY SO I DO NOT BE AM NEEDING THIS AVARTARS FROM YOU THANKS. I AM ALSO HAVING BEEN IN PRISON MANY TIMES OKAY AND I AM NOT GUILTY OF ANY CRIMES SO I DO NOT AM SEEING WHY I SHOULD FOLLOW YOU NOW YES? BUT IF YOU HAVE HOSTESS CUPCAKE TOPS BLENDED WITH BACON BITS AND OLIVE OIL THEN I WILL FOLLOW YOU.
 
RED MASTURBATOR, YOU'RE TRYING TO LEAD THE WRONG GROUP. WALK OFF A CLIFF AND TAKE SOME OF THESE NON-SKAN IDIOTS WITH YOU. SAREK SAW YOU THE OTHER DAY VOMITING UP PORK BASE WHICH YOU COULD NOT KEEP DOWN JUST AS SAREK CANNOT HOLD DOWN MY ENORMOUS VOLUME OF LIPID-BASED MAN SEED. YOU COULD NEVER LEAD THE SKAN. IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN HAVE YOU BOILED AND USED TO MAKE SWINE SKIN JELLO, A SKAN FAVORITE.
 
sk_AndolfHitler said:
RED MASTURBATOR, YOU'RE TRYING TO LEAD THE WRONG GROUP. WALK OFF A CLIFF AND TAKE SOME OF THESE NON-SKAN IDIOTS WITH YOU. SAREK SAW YOU THE OTHER DAY VOMITING UP PORK BASE WHICH YOU COULD NOT KEEP DOWN JUST AS SAREK CANNOT HOLD DOWN MY ENORMOUS VOLUME OF LIPID-BASED MAN SEED. YOU COULD NEVER LEAD THE SKAN. IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN HAVE YOU BOILED AND USED TO MAKE SWINE SKIN JELLO, A SKAN FAVORITE.
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You know what's ironic about this?

I'll tell you, but hold on a sec, phone's ringing.
 
Oh Jack, this wasnt funny the first time. After multiple times? Well its even less funny. Sort of like the Bsharps, but without the wit and humour and cleverness.
 
I'm not sure what you're talking about?!?

Why don't you explain? I'll read your response after I get this call, K?
 
Red Whacker said:
Will all the skans follow me if I release you from this prison and get you an avatar?
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MOST OF THEM MAYBE. SOME ARE NOT SO SMART AND DONT DO RIGHT THINGS. WE ALSO NEED THE SKAN NAME REINSTATED SO MY NAME IS NOT BEING SK4N
 
AGREED

BUT THE ESSENTIAL DICHOTOMY OF THIS ISSUE IS THAT WE ARE BEING LED BY A CONFIRMED TROLL, A DEBASER OF...

FUCK I HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED INTO YOUR FANCY TALKING WAYS - I LEAVE NOW
 
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