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ATTN: SKANS!

i am thinking this is not very funny. this is a very rude thing to be doing. i think that you should be friends to skans not rude to skans even though i am NOT a skan. you are knowing this? yes you are ok.
 
THAT IS FANTASTIC. THE ENTIRE SATISFACTION OF ALL SKAN HINGES ON YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT THEM. MANY A SKAN HAS SPENT SLEEPLESS NIGHTS WITH ONLY THE GENTLE CARESS OF SWEET YELLOW CAKE TO CONSOLE THEM, ALL THE TIME WONDERING IF YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT. PLEASE, WRITE OUT A LIST OF WHAT YOU LIKE THEN FOLD IT INTO A PAPER AIRPLANE, DIP IT IN LARD AND GLIDE IT UP YOUR ASS. NOW COME HERE SO I CAN DROWN YOU IN MY CREAMY FILLING.
 
jack said:
How ironic is this?
CONSIDERING I CARE WHAT YOU THINK SLIGHTLY LESS THAN I CARE WHAT SAREK SMELLS LIKE WHEN I LIGHT HIM ON FIRE, NOT AT ALL. IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO PONDER, FIGURE OUT WHICH OF YOUR MOTHERS HAS THE PENIS.
 
sk_AndolfHitler said:
CONSIDERING I CARE WHAT YOU THINK SLIGHTLY LESS THAN I CARE WHAT SAREK SMELLS LIKE WHEN I LIGHT HIM ON FIRE, NOT AT ALL. IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO PONDER, FIGURE OUT WHICH OF YOUR MOTHERS HAS THE PENIS.

Shut up you filthy FELCHER.
 
IT'S FASCINATING YOU MANAGE THIS MANY WITLESS POSTS ALL WHILEST ONE HAND IS UP YOUR ASS. I'M IMPRESSED!


WELL ACTUALLY NOT. YOU'RE NOT FASCINATING EITHER.
 
I think you will find jack has blue tooth. This way he can double the fist. He types with his nose. Which is oinly slightly larger than his cock.
 
I'll have to get back to you on this. My phone seems to be ringing again.
 
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