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AutoGlass repair, AutoGlass replace

Mentalist

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I haven't had to put up with adverts for a very long time since I haven't owned a TV since 2005 but now I have one again I am reminded of how many annoying adverts there are and this one really gets to me. EVERY time I hear that stupid "AutoGlass repair, Autoglass replace" mini jingle I actualy become murderous and feel like hurting people and going on a rampage like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

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COME ON. JUST TRY AND AUTOGLASS REPLACE MY FACE YOU FUCKING CUNTs.
 
Nothing is worse than those annoying Geico commercials with the WHEEEEEE! pig. Makes me want to blow my brains out.(the lady in the commercial looks like she wants to also)
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Nothing is worse than those annoying Geico commercials with the WHEEEEEE! pig. Makes me want to blow my brains out.(the lady in the commercial looks like she wants to also)
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I love the one where the little pig is on the zip line. He reminds me of my PUPPY.
 
There's now a THIRD pig commercial. Yes that's right a third. It's a street luge pig.

It's time to find the people responsible and start at least threatening to take some birthdays away.
 
I love the one where the little pig is on the zip line. He reminds me of my PUPPY.

I went ziplining this weekend after I saw the commercial, it was awesome!

WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
When I was in Oregon there was this smalltime furniture dude who became something of a local icon, named Tom Peterson. Looked exactly like a fifties-era science teacher, crewcut and glasses the whole bit. Dude used to sell tvs and give away a free alarm clock with his face on it that woke you up in his voice saying "Wake up to a happy day!"

30 years later I still remember that guy...must have been one hell of an annoyingly effective commercial.

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This ain't the one with the clock, but it's the guy.
 
There's now a THIRD pig commercial. Yes that's right a third. It's a street luge pig.

It's time to find the people responsible and start at least threatening to take some birthdays away.



Let's just say it was Snooki and the Kardashians that were responsible. Kill 2 birds with one stone plus get rid of the pig comercials,
 
Or the ever popular Earl Scheib, who could be counted on to paint any car, any color, for 99.95. Riiiiiiiiight.

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My current favorite is this guy, in an auto insurance commercial. His Name: Mayhem.

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Recalculating, BITCH.
 
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