Avid Merrion's XXXmas special

[CaptainWacky]

A welcome return to form or more of the same old shite?

 

[Mentalist]

The last good thing I saw him do was when he did Michael Jackass and went back in time on his electric wheelchair to the thriller days or some such shit.

That was ages ago.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Jacko sketch on this was good but he did go for an obvious "in bed with child" joke (but the sick child's face was funny.)

 

[Mentalist]

It's good because it will outrage a bunch of emotionally insecure MJ fans,.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sh'mon!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Utterly incomprehensible to Americans.

That's why I love yous guys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIKE THE DAILY SHOW IN REVERSE, BONC!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

STOP BLOWING MY MIND MENTY!! ARAGHA1!!!! I ALMOST LIKE HAGGIS AND COLDPLAY ARGGHAA!!

 

[Mentalist]

COZ THIS IS MICHAEL PILLER!!!! MICHAEL PILLER NIGHT! HES RISING FROM THE DEAD AND REWRITING TREK HISTORY FROM HIS DEMON BRAIN INFESTED HEAD!!! MICHAEL PILLER!!!!

*sang to thriller*

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I did not know this man. Why? Because I did not know precisely what "Star Trek: Voyager" refers to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Star Trek: Voyager was a tv show about rabbits.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

sounds boring and lame, but like it would have perhaps inspired a cult following who defend it to this day.

AM I ON THE WRITE TRAC???

 

[Mentalist]

TRACK IS WHAT A TRAIN RUNS ON TREK IS WHAT THE ENTERPRISE RUNS ON DUH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You couldn't be more right if you were Righty McRight, the rightest man in Rightton.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yes but I sayd Trac as in the Nordic Trac, the greatest of all personal exercise equipmenti.

 

[Mentalist]

TRAC AS IN FUNKY 80's TRAC SUITS THAT MIDDLE CLASS GUSTAPO TRANSVESTIVES SAY ON THE GREEN HILL OF MAAARCKROWNGOO?


What?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

TRAC SUITS ARE THE ONLY SUITS I WILL EVER WEAR!!

EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK AND THE REST OF THE MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAYS WHEN I WEAR YOUR STANDARD BUSINESS SUIT, THOUGH PERHAPS WITH CERTAIN SLIGHT FLAIR TO SHOW THAT I AM AN INDIVIDUAL AND NOT LIKE THE REST OF YOU. IT IS MY BUTTON THAT SAYS THIS.

 

[Mentalist]

I wish I was a goth. The I would be able to write bad poetry and actually think it was good.


BUT INSTEAD I JUST TAP THE ENDLESS SERIES OF BATON WEILDING MAD CRAZY LITHOGRAPHS THAT MY MIND POSESESESESS (I got bored trying to spell that) But i can! LOOK! *Possesses* SEE I'M GREAT!


Ok, I'm weirding myself out now.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

AHAHAHAAHAHA that was your best post tonight so far!!!

 

[whisky]

Only saw the first half but have it taped.