B.M's Christmas List

[Bowel Movement]

I want

1. 3 female slaves to minister to my needs and be my official asswipers
2. a butler slave to bring me food in bed
3. a nurse slave to give me sponge baths
4. The Michael Jackson estate
5. my weight in gold brought to me by my thankful slaves
6. worship as the God I am
7. a bunny, a deer and a skunk like on Bambi
8. 5 female slaves to let me breast feed
9. and a partridge in a peaR TREE

 

[VKD]

BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE ME WITH YOUR PATHETIC PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED? I PWNED YOU INTO OBLITERATION AND BANISHED YOU TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL SLAVEDOM!!!! BE GONE PEON!!!!!!!!

I AM THE ONE TRUE MASTER AND ALL SHALL FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND WORSHIP YOUR GOD VKD!!

BOWEL MOVEMENT LIE DOWN AND LICK MY FEET LIKE THE PIECE OF WORTHLESS SLAVE SHIT THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cloudy]

That's some shit trolling there boys...

 

[jack]

Yeah, it really stinks!

 

[ScrotusRex]

BUMP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[Tyrant]

I see.

 

[Gagh]

Some great choices, there.