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BABIES

I'M NOT WATCHING THAT LATER.
 
You don't want to make Cassie angry.
 
Indeed. You may wake up one morning missing your penis.
 
Among other things.
 
Dr Dave said:
You don't want to make Cassie angry.
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What is she gonna do? Ride a cow up to Clifton Park, NY and slice off my penis? I don't think so. The cow will get stuck in the swamps and her and the cow will be eaten by gators.

BRING IT ON, MOFO!:rwmad:
 
I'll finish the job for her.
 
YOUR PENID IS MINE, LOKTAR! :rwmad:
 
AND YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!!!!!
 
zing!
 
Cassie said:
YOUR PENID IS MINE, LOKTAR! :rwmad:
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*packs his bags and registers for the PPP*

(PENID PROTECTION PROGRAM)
 
Who do you think made that program...
 
Dr Dave said:
Who do you think made that program...
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Well the the pamphlet says the board of dickrectors include:

Carl Tallahasee
Andrew Miami
Sam Lauderdale
Stan Swamperson
Ian Wangstate
Erik Estrada

Oh....fuck......*surrenders*
 
(mwhahahahahahaha!)

I tried to take more pictures of the little birdies but it's so FUCKDAMN humid outside that camera lens kept fogging up.
 
Cassie, what kind of birdies are they?
I've got some garden ones for this year to put up too
 
Have you eaten them yet?
 
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