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BABY UPDAAAAAAAATE!!!!

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I will force BDM to post new pictures of him this weekend, I promise.

That said, he's crawling like he invented it! W00t! He's also begun pulling himself up but not cruising yet.

We've moved onto the crawler stage of baby food and he loves him some Gerber Puffs and Lil' Crunchies. This weekend we'll be experimenting with some rotisserie chicken and pasta as well as some cheese and yogurt. No teeth yet but if he doesn't sprout some soon I'm taking him to the dentist...'Cause it seems kinda weird but then I don't know, this is my first baby.

He'll be 9 months on the 15th and on the 17th we head to Rady's Children's Hospital in San Diego to have his hemangiomas looked at by a pediatric dermatologist. His dermatologist said she was 99.9% sure both of his hemagiomas will be gone by the time he's five, WORD! Just seein' the specialist as a precaution.

Both Baby and mommy survived his first illness, Bronchialititis. I think 8 months before getting an illness that lasted a total of 6 days is pretty damn awesome so all of you breastfeeding Nazi's can suck a tit!

Oh, he's 17lbs. 9oz. and we're praying he makes it to 20lbs. by his first birthday, I REEEEEEEEALLY want to turn that babyseat to forward facing.

He laughs hard belly laughs which crack me up, he smiles, knows his name, can feed himself Cherrios and Puffs, LOVES Peek-A-Boo, and says, "DADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" And, "PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But only when he's super cranky and tired does he eek out, "Mmmmmama."

He dig 'em Smacks his bath, he sits up perfectly so now it's just him, the water, a non-slip bath mat and fifty billion bath toys which spend an awful lot of time in his mouth as he splashes and drenches mommy which is SOOOOOOOOO funny!...Just ask him...

He poops like at least 4 times a day. I assume that's normal since all he eats are whole grains, fruits and vegetables but I hope it tapers off at some point, I'm so over poopy diapers.

So far his hair is still red and his eyes are still blue...I hope neither change. My baby is a ginger bitches and mommy loves it!

ok, that's all for now me thinks...Any questions?

Oh and yes, he's still the CUTEST. BABY. EVER.
 
Ah fuck, is this fatass, fugly cunt STILL here at this shithole??? Oh happy day... NOT!

A sad, pathetic motherfucking LOSER got this cunt pregnant? No doubt the prick was a desperate, fatass loser of the highest order. This cunt probably forced him to fuck her at gunpoint.
 
This dumb bitch is worried about the baby gaining weight. She is too stupid to realise this will not be a problem when one considers who the mother is, and her gargantuan girth. DNA, people! DNA!
 
You? Really? Still?

Scientific studies show that babies still in the 5th percentile by 9 months, such as my son, are less likely to struggle with weight throughout their lives. I would like him to be 20lbs. by his first birthday but I seriously doubt he will be. He never got chubby, he's always been a little guy.
 
Oh and I'm married to Big Dick McGee, we were married in June of '09...You sir are a rehtard.
 
Wow, and I thought I was obsessed.
 
Can't wait to see the new pictures! Tell BDM to hurry up, lol.
 
poop always tapers at some point...keeps your ass from slamming shut.
 
So far his hair is still red and his eyes are still blue (ed: and he's white!)...I hope neither change. My baby is a ginger bitches and mommy loves it!
Patriotic Baby! Why am I not surprised? :D

But aren't you concerned that he didn't instinctively fall into a depression when Jerry Brown won? ;)
 
Thats you, dude!

Yes! It is:mjdance:

And we basement dwelling Closet Boy Trekkie geeks are TOO EASY targets for jack & :pickle: up on TBBS:frown:

jack :pickle:d me off TrekBBS 2 springs ago:wah!:
 
Oh and I'm married to Big Dick McGee, we were married in June of '09...You sir are a rehtard.

Why am I not surprised you married a ######? You Americans love your NIGGERS and your JEWS. It is why you created your NAACP.

I laughed the other night when I noticed that the Americans were hosting an NAACP awards ceremony. You dumbfucks reward people based upon their race alone, itself an act of RACISM, but you are simply too stupid to realise it. This makes fascists like myself cackle in delighted amusement at the stupidity of liberals in the USA.
 
Not that it would make any difference to anyone if she did, but BDM is Caucasian.

And Luci is partly right (shoot me, shoot me now). The tendency towards being heavy *is* hereditary, but that doesn't mean it's a certainty. If healthy food choices are encouraged, and modeled, children will learn a healthy lifestyle, whether or not the parents are overweight.
 
Not that it would make any difference to anyone if she did, but BDM is Caucasian.

And Luci is partly right (shoot me, shoot me now). The tendency towards being heavy *is* hereditary, but that doesn't mean it's a certainty. If healthy food choices are encouraged, and modeled, children will learn a healthy lifestyle, whether or not the parents are overweight.

Damn straight, I am right! PWNage to the extreme, bitch! The baby will be as fat as that cunt is now. As everyone already knows, Americans are the FATTEST people on this earth.

I especially love how Friday very quietly agreed that LakerCunt is indeed a fatass cunt.
 
Yeah, I'd be upset at your putting words in my mouth.

If anyone...anyone at all...took you seriously. Or you knew jack...about anything.

As it is, we're amused by your inane ramblings. :lol:
 
Yeah, I'd be upset at your putting words in my mouth.

If anyone...anyone at all...took you seriously. Or you knew jack...about anything.

As it is, we're amused by your inane ramblings. :lol:

Yet, all read my informed posts. Hmmm, I quite wonder why that is? Oh yes, the 'amusement' no? ROTFLMAO. Sure. We all know the truth. All are in awe of my superior intellect, and those who read my posts learn much. I suppose tweaking your limited intellects may be considered 'amusing', yes? If so, then I must be one HILARIOUS fucker.
 
You're right, he can be amusing.
 
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