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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:fib:

PIE GRAPHS LIE TO US EVERY DAY! USA TODAY IS THE TOOL OF SATAN!!! THE WORLD WILL END IN A 4-COLOR BLAZE OF FAJITA RECIPES!!!!

:stfu:

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAskra rtv 8haiiiii w v MASISV eie aBRET HARt DLAK sk d THE SELF DESTRUCTION OF THE ULTIMATE JETHRO DVD OUT NOW DON'T GO TO THE SOPS ORDER ONLINE YOU BASTARD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JETHRO JETHRO OUR NEW LEADER HE WIL PROTECT US FROM ALL PERSPIRATION AND STAINS!!!!11

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT WILL HE PROTECT US FROM HALLE BERRY...OR IS SHE ON OUR SIDE?!?!?!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOOKOUT!!! SHE"S RIGHT BEHIND US AT THE RED LIGHT!!! OMG RED DOES SHE OWE EVERYONE MONEY TOO LOL!!!


skrreeeeeeeEEEEEEEE KRASH!!!!!

 

[Jethro]

AND I AM RIGHT BEHIND HER.

DOING HER IN THE BOBO!

SORRY! WRONG BOARD!

AGAIN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO NO NO!!! THE BOBO IS UNIVERSAL!!! PROPERTY OF NBC UNIVERSAL TAHT IS!!!

DO DEBRA MESSING IN DA BOBO!!!! ONLY $20!!!! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BI!!!!11

 

[Jethro]

Do I get something special if I do it in the next 60 minutes?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Probably a restraining order.

 

[Jethro]

Another one?

Shit!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hasn't the one from Will expired yet?

 

[Jethro]

Eh, due to a little "misunderstanding" is was extended for another 11 months and 29 days.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You ran up to him in a dress on Memorial Day again, didn't you? In front of his buddies, all in uniform? Probably stopped the parade again, too, didn't you? You will NEVAR LEARN.

 

[Jethro]

It wasn't the dress, the judge said. It was the lack of panties.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You'd think you'd have learned from last year's parade--IIRC the chafing was an issue thru the 4th of July...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when everyone thought Will was a teenager boy with an army obsession?

 

[Jethro]

nOW WE KNOW HE IS AN OLD ARMY GUY WITH A TEENAGE BOY OBSESSION

 

[CaptainWacky]

He likes to dress up teenage boys in unifrom and re-enact Vietnam. Local women rapes and all!

 

[Jethro]

and Napalm. Don't forget the Napalm.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He loves the smell of it in the morning. BUT NOT IN THE AFTERNOON!