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Bad cats

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Kiddo left for work today around 2:30 p.m. and she grabbed something out of the refrigerator to take for lunch on her way out the door.

It being Friday, I went to the bookstore after work then had dinner with a friend, stopped at the grocery store for cat food then came home. Got home around 9:00.

The fridge door was wide open. Apparently it didn't swing back like kiddo thought it would.

So, fridge was wide open for cat snacking from around 2:30 until about 9:00. Just 6-1/2 hours or so.

Do you have any idea how much damage kitty kitties can do in an open refrigerator in 6-1/2 hours?

I give you a clue.

It ain't pretty.

Everything in the fridge is ruined.

The whole interior of the fridge is going to have to be scrubbed out and everything replaced.

It is just a good thing the door didn't close on one or more of them while they were in that gigantic refrigerator having a party. Finding dead cat in the fridge would scar me for life.

I got them wet food at the store too.

Now they all have diarrhea from all the crud they were eating out of the fridge and they want to sit on my lap and me feel sorry for them.

Stupidos.

Anybody want some bad cats? I'll send them to you FedX.
 
eloisel said:
Kiddo left for work today around 2:30 p.m. and she grabbed something out of the refrigerator to take for lunch on her way out the door.

It being Friday, I went to the bookstore after work then had dinner with a friend, stopped at the grocery store for cat food then came home. Got home around 9:00.

The fridge door was wide open. Apparently it didn't swing back like kiddo thought it would.

So, fridge was wide open for cat snacking from around 2:30 until about 9:00. Just 6-1/2 hours or so.

Do you have any idea how much damage kitty kitties can do in an open refrigerator in 6-1/2 hours?

I give you a clue.

It ain't pretty.

Everything in the fridge is ruined.

The whole interior of the fridge is going to have to be scrubbed out and everything replaced.

It is just a good thing the door didn't close on one or more of them while they were in that gigantic refrigerator having a party. Finding dead cat in the fridge would scar me for life.

I got them wet food at the store too.

Now they all have diarrhea from all the crud they were eating out of the fridge and they want to sit on my lap and me feel sorry for them.

Stupidos.

Anybody want some bad cats? I'll send them to you FedX.
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No thanks. Our family may or may not be adopting one of my brother's friend's cats. One is more than enough.
 
eloisel said:
No matter what you say, no matter how much you beg, I will not let you have even a very bad cat.

Cats would not like you anyway. They are far too intelligent for the likes of you.
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I've got 5 of them. 4 females and a male. They can do a lot of damage in 2 minutes. I don't want to think about 6 hours worth.
 
Sarek said:
I've got 5 of them. 4 females and a male. They can do a lot of damage in 2 minutes. I don't want to think about 6 hours worth.
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I have 7 cats and I know they would eat up all the chicken and lunch meat for sure.

my pitbulls are worse, they would eat anything not in a glass jar.
 
Imperium said:
*snicker*

Fair enough that you judge my intelligence on the way I post, but so sad for you the reality of the situation.
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Well, then, tell me the reality of the situation. Present the facts for which heretofore there has been no evidence.
 
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