Badlanders!!

[Ilyanna]

We haven't had Badlands sex in ages - You guys are too busy quarreling with each other!! *pouts*

*Grabs the next Badlander and starts dancing slowly*

 

[Dual]

*Slow dances with Ily*

 

[Ilyanna]

mmmh, that's better...

*gets even closer to Dual*

 

[Seph]

rugby tackles dual puts hand in ilys knickers.

 

[Seph]

grabs I LOVE CUNT'S titties to be ironic

 

[Dual]

*Maces Seph and takes Ily back*

 

[Loktar]

*sexes everyone who posted in this thread*

 

[Seph]

loses ily but still maintains a firm grip on cunts titties

shakes loktar of right leg like a snake in the jungle

 

[Seph]

puts two johnies on and puts on crash helmet lets dance

 

[FBI parte due]

*Plays MUGEN*

 

[Seph]

decicdes to not penetrate fbi but holds down cunt so fbi can have a go

 

[aeommai]

*videotapes and turns into a MUGEN stage then sends this stage to FBI*

 

[Seph]

dont touch my legs loktar

 

[Seph]

ps my pleasure fbi

where the fuck has cunt gone its a proper sausage fest in here

 

[Loktar]

dont touch my legs loktar

kthnxbai.

 

[Ilyanna]

^*drags Loktar back into the thread*
He just said to not touch his legs, sweetie.... you should be completely ok to do anything else with him, though.
*shows Loktar an example*
see? not touching any leg...

 

[Seph]

ouch my armpit aint up for ur diggins either loktar nipple cripples ily for giving him immoral ideas

slips sausage in her barn door and repaints the inside walls a suspicious shade of white/cream as punishment of sorts.

how do u like them apples ilyanna X

 

[Ilyanna]

how do u like them apples ilyanna X

 

[Seph]

i already did twice....

 

[FBI parte due]

*Asks politely before entering*

*Isley Brothers starts playing out of nowhere*