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jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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weren't you the person who invented horse glucosamine?
 
No, my marketing company developed the first feeding protocols for chondroitin sulfate for equine. Glucosamine is the precursor and was used by our competitors because it was much cheaper to manufacture. But CS was what we used in flex free, 2500mg a one ounce scoop with alfalfa and a little molasses. Revolutionized equine arthritis.
 
sure ... sure you did.

batshit.
 
nothing comes up about this when I google your name. You would be famous within the industry if that were true.

more lies from teh gnome?
 
We were famous within the industry and the product still exists using the original formula. You can't find it on the web because you don't know what the marketing company's name was. :D But the product exists and I ran the development and sales for it from 1988 to 2001 when the product line was purchased by our chief competitor, Farnum. That rendered the marketing company useless at that point, so we disbanded.

15 million in sales of the line at our peak.
 
Chondroitin sulphate. Now that'll keep me awake. You can't make this shit up, Sock.
 
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tell me the company's name and I'll check for myself, otherwise I call bullshit

fact is if you ran a company that invented such a revolutionary product you would be wealthy Vap. very wealthy. And we all know you aren't wealthy. In fact you're probably the only poor jew in vermont
 
As usual, you're completely full of shit. You actually know so little about me that you haven't made up you can't tell the difference anymore.

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Chondroitin sulphate. Now that'll keep me awake. You can't make this shit up, Sock.

The mechanism is amazing, yet quite simple. CS stimulates chondrocytes around the joint. These are the elements that attract and trap water, forming the compressable lubricating "gel" that the joint makes during movement. Rheumatoid and osteoarthritis release cascades of enzymes (they look like waterfalls molecularly) which limit chondrocyte activity so in an RA situation, the joint loses more fluid than it makes, leaving it brittle and swollen, which are the common side effects of these types of flare ups.

When the chondrocytes are in full production, they actually migrate through the synovial sac and attach and form new cartilage in the joint.

Simple, yet effective. Our product was made from extracted bovine trachea, which prior to our creating the product was a waste product in the beef industry. Richest natural source.
 
Here's to the breezes

Oh Jesus!

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The mechanism is amazing, yet quite simple. CS stimulates chondrocytes around the joint. These are the elements that attract and trap water, forming the compressable lubricating "gel" that the joint makes during movement. Rheumatoid and osteoarthritis release cascades of enzymes (they look like waterfalls molecularly) which limit chondrocyte activity so in an RA situation, the joint loses more fluid than it makes, leaving it brittle and swollen, which are the common side effects of these types of flare ups.

When the chondrocytes are in full production, they actually migrate through the synovial sac and attach and form new cartilage in the joint.

Simple, yet effective. Our product was made from extracted bovine trachea, which prior to our creating the product was a waste product in the beef industry. Richest natural source.
Yeah I know. I have arthritis. What I meant, is if you were going to be bullshitting, it wouldn't be about chondroitin sulphate. the explanation put me to sleep. To have good bullshit, it has to be interesting enough to smell it. You can't make this shit up.
 
Pretty sure CS doesn't smell. MSM does though :D
 
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Ugh. hows this?

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sorry, been busy

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