Badlands: The new home of Hot Carl.

[Hot Carl]

I think I'll like it here.

 

[Dershocka]

No you won't. So leave.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sure Hot Carl will fit right in around here...

 

[Dershocka]

So you DO have a scat fetish?

 

[Ivan Drago]

I think I'll like it here.

THE BADLANDS IS YOUR GRAVE.

 

[EnglishRose]

leave, fit in, leave.... whatever.

 

[Dershocka]

THE BADLANDS IS YOUR GRAVE.

Ah, so now we have Dolph Lundren. A guy who's been in lots of shitty movies. Another shitty dual to stink the place up. I'm getting real uncomfortable with the shit theme that's currently in the badlands. We need to flush this probelm, immediately.

 

[Dual]

First step: Depose the Duke.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Badlands 2:

The Duke drops a duece?

 

[Ivan Drago]

Ah, so now we have Dolph Lundren. A guy who's been in lots of shitty movies. Another shitty dual to stink the place up. I'm getting real uncomfortable with the shit theme that's currently in the badlands. We need to flush this probelm, immediately.

I WILL BREAK YOUR SKULL.

 

[Dershocka]

YOU WILL EAT MY SHIT.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Maybe both?

 

[Dershocka]

I will shit in his broken skull. That's the only compromise.

 

[Gagh]

Hot Carl. Not so hot as he is gone.

 

[Hot Carl]

Gagh, what do you do for fun?

 

[Gagh]

Sleep with men.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:bigass:

 

[Kitty]

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