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BALLS TO THE WALL!

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
BALLS TO THE WALL
BALLS TO THE WALL
BALLS TO THE WALL
MR BEAN DIED
MR BEAN DIED
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE TODAYS LUCKY WINNER!
SOMETHING ABOUT WALLMART
SO WHAT
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
BALLS
BALLS
TO
TO
THE
THE
WALL
WALL
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SGJDA
SGA
SGJAJGS
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SORRY FOR THE SPAM MAYBE I DON'T KNOW FUCK ME I HAVE TO GO TO BE DNOW FUCK I STILL HAVE ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT TO DO WTF DO I DO IT NOW ID DON' KNTOW OWOOFJHELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!! OR DO I SLEEP FOR AN HOUR (YEAH RIGHT!) LOL
WTF I WAN TOT EALKDJRLEAKJDREAD
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aAAAAAHHHHHHHH
the heat is higher
oh yeah
that feels good
thank you
fuck you
yes
thank you
Fuck you
thank you
fuck you
yes hot

actually it is still pretty cold i am freezing my ass off and one side of the room is 70 and the other side is still 59 degrees
its so stupid
because when she runs the stove
she keeps it so low
its like whats the point
i don't fucking get it
do you even monitor it
do you know how hard i work?
do you!?do you1?/1
just wait, she is going to come down here and tell me its too high!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!! no its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
..as I wake each morning, often alone with morning wood, my better half has already awaken, beat me out of bed and is already in the bathroom. While waiting for her to finish I go to the kitchen and rinse my mouth out, then go into the ice box searching for the same old routine things I each each day. Routine milk and coffee cream. I get the coffee machine going, and start to pour milk over the same cereals that I have eaten each morining for as long as I can remember. Capt Crunch, Lucky Charms and I have become very close buddies over the years. By the time I am finished my better half is now out of the bathroom and I am free to go in and tend to my daily morning hygene...

Once I have finished and the bathroom is straghtened up, she is now dressed and it is now my turn to do the same. I can dress far more quickly than she can. Why this is I have no idea, but I have learned over the years that this is a question not to be asked without inviting verbal hostilities (as with all women who take too long to do things)

By the time I've dressed myself, she is now downstairs eating or is on the phone. I check the clock to make sure I am not late and she does the same for she has to leave earlier than I do each day. Within minutes a horn blows in front of the house and as always, it is her sister waiting to take her to work. Soon after they are gone, its my turn, only I walk to the bus stop.

By the end of the day I arrive home and she is there. She always gets home before me. Often her sister is there with us which somtimes can be rather annoying but also somthing that I have grown well accustomed to,.... and this in turn brings the end of what has become a routine day.. in the home and life of starguard!

:(
 
Sounds like a nice life. Quit complaining, pay more attention to the wife, and stop looking at so much Asian titties/porn.:)
 
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