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Bands that Christians say make you gay

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
 
OMFG, I didn't know gay was contagious!!

These people should be hunted down and killed or at least surgically altered so they can't fucking breed. What a bunch of idiots.

I especially liked this:

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.
 
Ye gods...Bjork? LoL. I'm surprised they didn't put Tori Amos on there.

That list is hysterical.
 
I have noticed an almost irresistible desire to wear flannel after listening to The Doors.
 
Cassie said:
These people should be hunted down and killed or at least surgically altered so they can't fucking breed.
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So basically we should make them gay? :D

I love how famous homophobe Eminem is on there, but it makes me wonder if they're for real.
 
I've noticed that Panic at the Disco makes me want to strip some girl on the dance floor naked and have lesbian sex with her right there!
 
OMG they have an email address listed at the bottom, for people to send in "gay bands" :bigass:
 
Looks like I'm safe.

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They're deserving of a trolling operation.

Have to find some fiercely homophobic bands, get the crazy christians to add them to the list and then email the bands with the link.
 
Damn them for Audioslave.

CHRIS CORNELL IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!

Does that make me a lesbian because I like a man in the band?
 
I think we should definitely find some homophobic bands, then search through lyrics in their songs and make up gay sexual references and then flood their email with them.
 
We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God's Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.

Safe Music:


* The Right Brothers (a roaring lamb!)
* Dresden Dolls
* UnderOath
* Cyndi Lauper
* Falling Up
* Flyleaf
* THE TURNING
* Disciple
* P.O.D
* Evanescence
* By The Tree
* Scott Reed
* Michael W. Smith
* Jars of Clay
* DC Talk
* Danielson

Cyndi Lauper?
 
LOL, Cyndi Lauper jumped out at me as well. I thought "isn't she a gay icon?" And Evanecence.. I know they're supposed to be a Christian band, but they're a bit EMO, aren't they?
 
It's obvious they don't know what they are talking about. I clicked through the rest of their site, and discovered they are part of that whole "God hates fags" bullshit. I was hoping they had a forum, but it doesn't look like they do, at least not one for that particular site. They so deserve a trolling smackdown.
 
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