starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I was saving them so I could shrink them down in boiling oil and make a cool necklace our of them. I noticed them missing after the neighbors came over asking to borrow out TV set so they could watch some stupid show about some damn transvestites. I told them Hell NO! Its not my fault their T.V. got confiscated by the Feds. Thats what they get for buying them from people in all black clothes who sells them from the back of vans at 3:00 in the morning. After this, they cussed me out and stormed out the house with this very suspicious grin on their faces. I knew those bastards were up to something after that, but I couldnt figure it out at the time exactly what it was.
Next thing I know, a few days later they're out on their own front lawn bragging about some tasty stew they made with dead cat heads that they claim they "found just lying around".
See.. you cant trust no one nowadays :voodoo:
just for that, Im gonna eat their dog, then blame it on the Koreans that live across the street :huh:
Next thing I know, a few days later they're out on their own front lawn bragging about some tasty stew they made with dead cat heads that they claim they "found just lying around".
See.. you cant trust no one nowadays :voodoo:
just for that, Im gonna eat their dog, then blame it on the Koreans that live across the street :huh:
