Batman & Robin Slash Fiction Freestyle Thread

[Gagh]

Batman: That's a lovely suit you're wearing there, Dick

Robin: That's quite okay, cutey pie - I like the plastic muscles on your suit, by the way!

Batman: Oh stop it, already!

Robin: Shit! You've just turned into George Clooney! How lucky will I be tonight?!

Batman: And you've just turned into Chris O'Donnell. You're packed. It's over between us.

Natalie Portman: What the fuck am I doing in this thread

O'Donnell & Clooney: You're in every thread

Portman: Oh, OK

The Rock: You roody poo candy asses smelelelelslsllllelelsls what the average Hollywood actor is cooking!!!

Hulk: OH BRUTHA, BRUTHA, BRUTHA BRUTHA!

The Real Batman & Robin: Oh screw this.

Julian Clary: Ooh, darlings!

 

[Gagh]

Robin: Check out my green spandex clad cock!

Batman: WooHoo! Pythons!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robin: Hey Bruce wanna fuck?

Batman: Not while crimes go unsolved in our fair city.

Robin: Uhh, we solved all the crimes this morning.

Batman: Oh. IN THAT CASE...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Fuckin' Bat-'spacebat repellant' and a Burgess Meredith blowjob.

HOW UNLIKELY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Burge Mredeied

 

[Gagh]

Awful.