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BB All-Stars FINALE! Who will win the half-million dollars??

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Obvious joke: No matter who wins, the viewers lose. Ugh, what a crappy F2!

I think Erika will win, I really do. My reasoning is as follows:

1. Boogie has money. Everyone on the jury knows has money, since he threw it in their faces every day. I mean, the jackass talked about buying a convertible Bentley with the money! The jury will figure Erika needs the money more.

2. The people in the jury HATE Chilltown (with the exception of Will, of course). Will and Boogie are personally responsible for Marci, Howie, James, Dani, and CG being evicted.

3. You think Boogie was shocked when Will got evicted? He'll piss his pants when Erika wins. The jury will want to see the look on his face when he loses, thus making less money than if he got knocked out 6th.

4. Erika will play up the fact that she got Will evicted, and got to the F2 winning only ONE HoH and ONE PoV. She'll dress down Boogie, telling him he was played this whole time, she hates him and never wants to see him again.

I'm not pulling for either of them; if the BB house imploded right now and Janelle got the money that'd be the best outcome. But I think Erika will pull it out. I'll know by 11 tonight (stupid 2nd job!)
 
I didn't even see this thread today. ME SO SORRY!

The one factor you didn't consider is that the jury is filled with ASSHOLE WILLSTRUCK STARFUCKERS "OH IM GOING TO VOTE FOR WHOEVER PLAYED THE GAME BEST" YEAH WELL HITLER PLAYED THE GAME BEST FOR A FEW YEARS SHOULD HE HAVE KEPT WINNING EH?

I get tired quickly of reality shows that reward the evil-hearted.
 
I'm not a fan of the phrase "scumbagging". First of all, it makes no sense, "backstabbing" or "backdooring" is better. "Scumbagging" just sounds retarded.

Second of all, it devalues the term "scumbag". See, Erika isn't a scumbag. Yeah she lied and deceived, but she didn't seem to derive any pleasure or glee in doing so. She actually seemed quite upset when she lied to Danielle and (to a lesser degree) Janelle.

Mike Boogie, on the other hand, is a true scumbag. His value is approximately that of a condom filled with syphilis-ridden sperm. Not only is he a lying bastard, he plays with people's feelings, and takes delight in "playing" people, or making them look like fools. Yet, he's a big pussy when the same thing is done to his man-crush, Will. He's a fucking asshole through and through, the kind of guy who keeps reminding you how rich he is, since deep down he's insecure 'cause he knows he's a hideous troll. Hey, Boogie, J. Howard Marshall got Anna Nicole when she was a hot piece of ass, but do you think she was interested in anything other than his money?

If I ever met Boogie in person, I might not be able to control my "twitchy fist", if you know what I'm saying. See, that's why I could never be on BB, they'd kick me out for making an ass of myself the first time someone betrayed my alliance members, 'cause I'd have to try and drown 'em in the pool.

Oh, BTW, the Janie haters are in full throat over at FORT. This one bitch, yourfired is claiming that the applause for Janelle was all canned, and that the only reason Janelle won the money over CG is because you could only vote with a cell phone, and that eliminated CG's supporters. I guess if you like CG you're living in a trailer and don't know how to us a cell phone, right? That jealous bitch is just pissed that Janelle actually won more money than Erika. $32k for sequester +$25k America's Choice =$57k. Hah!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I get tired quickly of reality shows that reward the evil-hearted.

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but isn't the point of BB to win. It's a game. The houseguests play to stay and get rid of the other houseguests. Evil-hearted isn't a good descriptor of the last four players. They were smart, ruthless, and knew how to play on the sympathies of those that weren't as good as they were.

Though, I'm happy Boogey won. He wasn't my first choice for who I'd've liked to see win; but at least it wasn't that chickenshit Erika. The real winner should've been Will. He was the mastermind behind chilltown and Boogey rode on the his coattails the whole way.

BDM was right. What a crappy F2.
 
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