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BB8 Bitching and Moaning, 7/28/07

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
In the course of 24 hours, I have grown to dislike over half the house.

Kail, Zach, Mike - hated them from day one. With good reason. Buh-bye.

Amber - so annoying you want to kill her. Cries at every opportunity. Think's she's America's Sweetheart. Americans disgrees.

Jessica - funny but spoiled. Blond Paris Hilton princess. Total floater.

Jameka - Bible thumper. Expecting her Heavenly reward a little early from CBS Payroll. Too righteous for her own good.

Jen - Still a vapid space cadet, but she's probably going to ride it to the Final 2. Self-absorbed. Icky.

Dick - Loudmouthed ex-junkie bully, doesn't know when to shut up. Hates the right people but undercuts himself by being so unnecessarily cruel to them.

Daniele - the father/daughter soap opera was compelling the first couple of weeks, as was the showmance with Nick, but now she's showing her true colors as a spoiled, whiny brat. Over her. BIGTIME!

Nick - Forgot he's playing a game, spends all his time obsessing over Daniele. Is now an easy scapegoat for anything that goes wrong in the house, because he doesn't fight back. Lost cause. Freakin' hot bod though. Pity.

Dustin - My homo homey. Let HoH get to his head this week. Is talking out both sides of his face AND his ass to too many people now. Will pay for it later.

Eric - the only person in the house who is totally aware of what he's doing. Shrewd player, has to think on his feet because America is telling him how to play and vote. Covers his tracks well (see Nick). Funny, entertaining, if somewhat crude (but they all are this year). I hope he takes it all.
 
I cracked up the other night when Dick went in the bathroom to let out the turbo farts. He even did the arm movement to help get it all out.

I pretty much agree with your assessment of everyone, even though I don't watch the feeds and didn't know that Dustin was letting HoH go to his head. Dustin is still my favorite, because he is so sweet. Eric is cool, because he is really thinking about things, and even though America has him do things that could get him into big trouble he pulls it off.
 
It's gotten worse in the last 9 hours.

Eric somehow convinced them to put up Nick against Kail instead of Zach. How Dustin ended up listening to this advice after making fun of Dick for getting steered away from his plan to evict Kail last week, I'll never know.

UNLESS...

Eric was given a task to get somebody nominated of America's choosing. The feed watchers still aren't sure who it is. If it was Kail, then Eric knows that America will vote for him to vote against her as well. SO, if the house is set on backdooring Zach, Eric is going to have to do something to change that if he's going to collect his $10,000 for doing enough of America's tasks successfully. So, he gets them to put up someone else who doesn't have the votes that Zach does, and rolls the dice.

Eric will have 4 whole days before the vote to remind people how much they hated Kail without seeming like he's campaigning. My question is...is Eric really this brilliant? Or is it all just coincidence? We shall see...
 
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