In a shocker, Grammour Boy is set to enter the Big Brother 8 house as housemate number one. Grammour Boy, a native of Liverpool and better known for his silly antics at Troll Kingdom, had been secretly auditioning for the Big Brother Series since Season 6. He was edged out by Pete Bennett for the very last slot in Big Brother 7 last season. He has held a grudge against Pete ever since, going so far as to hire two Austrian professional hitmen to take out Pete and make it look like an accident four months ago. The assassination attempt failed however, and the two Austrian hitmen were arrested in Cologne by German police.
Grammour Boy, though suspected as being the mastermind behind the attempted hit, escaped prosecution because there was no hard evidence linking him to the sinister plot. Rumour has it that Grammour Boy hates Pete due to the housemate's on-again-off-again rocky relationship with Domino's Pizza advert star Nikki Grahame, on whom Grammour Boy has had a secret crush going on almost 12 months. Reached yesterday for her comments on this whole affair, Ms. Grahame, who is currently on holiday in Edinburgh, noted that she has never met Grammour Boy nor does she want to have anything to do with him. She also revealed to the Scottish news media for the first time that her security detail has been doubled over the past three weeks due to a stalker, whom she now believes is no other than Grammour Boy, the TKer hailing from Liverpool.
She also said that her dad has been very worried for her safety particularly because this Grammour Boy is a regular of TK, an internet site which is notorious for harbouring stalkers. In a twist, the Edinburgh police has confirmed that Grammour Boy was spotted arriving at Edinburgh Airport nearly three weeks ago. He was picked up at the Airport by fellow TKer, CaptainWacky, who drove him to an undisclosed location. Readers of this newspaper will recall that that same CaptainWacky was questioned and then released by police last January on suspicion of stalking the young Harry Potter star, Emma Watson.
At press time, the whereabouts of Grammour Boy and his getaway driver CaptainWacky are unknown. Watson, who could be seen leaving a private party in London late last night, was visibly shaken and appeared apprehensive at the news of CaptainWacky resurfacing. However, she left without comments.
