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BBC Appology

whisky

whisky

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On the 18th of October 2007, the BBC broadcast a night of entertainment on a Saturday that did not feature in any of the programs, the actor John Barrowman. The BBC would like to apologise for the alarm and distress this may have caused viewers not accustomed to such actions on mainstream television.

The BBC regrets this event, and will do its utmost to see that such an occurrence never happens again.
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That's a relief then.
 
He was on 3 consecutive shows in a row a few Saturdays ago. As a result, me and her indoors can't stick him now.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if in his spare time he hung around churches and registry offices trying to get into wedding films.
 
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Speaking of the BBC, I wonder how many millions they spent making the penguins fly for that april fools joke?
 
Was this apology actually up on their website for April Fool's day?
 
whisky said:
Speaking of the BBC, I wonder how many millions they spent making the penguins fly for that april fools joke?
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It was blatantly obvious too. First thing I saw when I got into work at 7am this morning, and checked the Beeb's website.

Virginmedia ran a story about the USA intending to replace the Dollar with the Euro. There's more chance of Mohammad Al Fayed being right about the Duke of Edinburgh & the MI5 killing off Princess Di.
 
SO OUR LICENSE FEES ARE TRULY GOING TO WASTE
 
I'm really starting to hate John Barrowman.
 
nurture that feeling and I will provide the weaponry.
 
That means you want to sleep with him!
 
I should write for Touchmywood with lines like that. Russel would just luuurrve my work dahling!
 
They've cut down on the pointless sex this yaer. :(
 
RTD was on BBC breakfast this morning and claimed that tomorrow's Touchwood is very sad and dramatic. He also amusingly mentioned that John Barrowman is on everything. So even BBC employees have noticed.
 
The Tomtrek said:
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Chapters 1-18: I am a struggling hack actor
Chapter 19: OMG CLUTCH YER PEARLS GIRLS I SANG WITH CAROL BURNETT!!!111
Chapter 20: Oops, I came out
Chapter 21: How to become a global star by blowing RTD
Chapter 22: ???????
 
I would imagine Chapters 1-22 would be "I came out".

What's he boon seen on since he guested on Dr Who? I'm doing this from memory:

Torchwood
Hotel Babylon
The Paul O'Grady Show
The National Lottery Show
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
I'll Do Anything
That fucking awful Joseph show
That shit gameshow about Kids on a Saturday
Eurovision judge
The Weakest Link
Fucking 'Find a Maria' dross
Friday Night Project
Jonathan Ross

Ect ect ect ect ect
 
his teeth have their own Geology show called "If I had a hammer"
 
I liked him when he presented children's tv with an unconvincing CGI cat.
 
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