BDM's 2007 Golden Globes Fashion Thread!

[Big Dick McGee]

You know you've been waiting for it all morning, so let's get right to my exhaustive (and exhausting) Golden Globes fashion thread. If some of the photos don't load it's because Yahoo is a bitch about hotlinking, I'll fix anything later. Please let's hear your comments!!!

Sandra Oh of “Grey’s Anatomy” does her Tin Man impression. Ugh, this dress looks like it was made with duct tape and Krylon spray-paint:

I really like America Ferrera from “Ugly Betty”. She’s cute and has some substance to her figure. The colour of her dress is gorgeous, and I love the cut, not too daring, but shows some voluptousness.

Sandman and his “guest”. She’s ok, reminds me a bit of Claudia Black. Don’t like his white-on-white look. It’s MLK day for Chrissakes!

And the award for “best hair” goes to…MR. WILL FERRELL!!

Ms. Beyonce Knowles. I like this colour, it matches her skin tone and hair perfectly. The cut could be better, she’s not busty enough to pull it off.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Reesie, what were you thinking? The cornflower colour is hideous, the hair is too blah and severe, and the shoes don’t match at all! I know you probably didn’t want to ber here, but haven’t you heard the old saw that “looking good is the best revenge?” Apparently not!

GODAMMNIT! GODDAMNIT! Why couldn’t my dad leave me millions of dollars to invest? LOOK AT THOSE PUPPIES! Love this dress, it’s hot, and the colour is fabulous.

Eh, this dress does nothing for me. Next.

I don’t find Renee “chipmunk cheeks” Zellweger attractive at all. This dress doesn’t change my mind. It’s a bad cut, and the colour is way too dark for her complection.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sharon Stone wearing her AARP-endorsed Old Florida Lady glasses!

Love the hair, love the dress, love the body. Jessica Biel is just smokin’.

I like Shery’l Crowe’s bold colour choice, but the bangles on her wrist are a bit much. Unless it’s 1985.

I’m usually not a big fan of the stick-figure girls. Nor do I normally like ridiculously revealing dresses like this one. But I like this dress on Ali. The colour is fantastic, it’s picking up the hues of the red carpet, making it look sheer pink. The cut is nice, too. A solid choice.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Hayden Panettiere from “Heroes”. I’m torn on this dress. On the one hand, it’s a bit overdone, like something out of the Roman Empire. On the other, her hairstyle matches the dress absolutely perfectly. I dunno, what do you think?

Hollywood Royalty. Is it me, or is Brad Pitt starting to look really old? Smoking catches up to you, no matter who you are. While I like Angelina’s dress, and I think she’s really beautiful, I don’t like her “bulletman” hair. She looks much better with her hair down. What the deal with so many women with up-do’s? It’s a party, aren’t you literally supposed to let your hair down?

This dress has more wrong with it than a peanut butter-and-egg salad sandwich! UGH!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kyra gets a lifetime pass BECAUSE SHE’S KYRA, BITCHES!

Not a bad dress in this bunch! Ans SALMA! Gotta find more pics of her!

Not a big J-Lo fan, but I like this dress. Her hair is ok, but the overall package is very good.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nice dress, but GET YER TEETH FIXED!!

Va-VOOM! This dress is pretty ugly, but she’s bustin’ out all over!

Don’t like Penelope’s dress at all. The belt, the lace at the shoulders, it’s too busy

KATIE-BEAR ALSO GETS A PASS BECAUSE SHE’S KATE WINSLET AND DON’T ARGUE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Wow, Chloe O’Brien is kinda hot! Mary-Lynn Rice-cub chose a beautiful, understated dress here.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yunjin Kim, possibly my favourite dress of the night. Yeah, it’s a weak crop this year, but I like the black and white contrast, and I absolutely LOVE satin dresses!

Beautiful girl, so-so dress. Don’t like the colour or the cut.

I won’t make the obvious Gramma comments, as these women have more talent in their little toes than my whole family will ever have in our entire lives. I shall let the photos speak for themselves!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wow, Nick Lachey DEFINITELY traded up from that bimbo Jessica Simpson. LOVE the colour, it’s bold and matches Vanessa’s exotic skin tone. My favorite so far.

Diane Kruger? Whoever it is, simply beautiful. Most people couldn’t pull off a dress like this. She does it brilliantly.

Don’t like Hillary’s hair, nor do I like the cinch-waist look. She’s way too skinny.

Oh, Felicity! What were you thinking?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nicollete Sheridan see here with her date, Hugh Hefner.

I only post this photo of a dude because I kind of look like him!

Wow, this dress is awesome…if you’re living in 1974! FUGLY!

For Hambil, RIP. (Could she use MORE eyelash makeup??)

Patrica Arquette arrives with drag-queen brother Alexis.

I don’t know who this is, but I bet she don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The truth is out there…and it’s that you looked a helluva lot better 10 years ago.

Awww…Tina…your first prom and you chose the wrong dress. S’ok, you’re funny, you get a pass this year.

Rick James’ girlfriend, Shawanda, fresh from a night working the Sunset Strip.

Ok, that's it for me. I'm sure I've missed some, so feel free to post your own. But I'm done...at least until the Oscars! I'll review these and post my top 5 later.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh, that blonde isn't Dian Kruger, it's Sienna Miller, right?

 

[The Harlot]

Nicollete Sheridan see here with her date, Hugh Hefner.

The man with Nicollete is Michael Bolton.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

It was a joke.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL about the Arquettes and Bolton-Hefner.

I hate to admit that I think Beyonce's gown is the biggest splash of the night, although it was slightly slutty. I didn't mind Sandrah Oh's gown at all.

BTW, Gillian Anderson just had a baby, which is why she's a little zaftig at the moment...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes it's Sienna Miller star of short lived series 'Keen Eddie'.

No Scarlett in red dress with OMG TITS this year? She should have show up again in that dress just for continuity.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No pics of Scarlett, I've no idear if she were there. Din't wotcher, I were workin' like the dog I am.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she was at home having a lesbian threeway with Keira and Natalie and they'll put it on YouTube later.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Isn't Sienna Miller also the poor slob who that NANNYBANGER Jude Law cheated on?

(I wish he would cheat with me)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yes, she is.

I dunno, maybe Sandra Oh's dress looked better on TeeVee, but it just looks BAD in pics. But YOU would know better than I!

(you watched it)

 

[CaptainWacky]

JUDE LAW IS A FUCKING GROTBAG