BDM's Annual "Golden Globes Fashion" thread

[Big Dick McGee]

Ok, it’s time for me to check part of my masculinity at the door, and post my annual “Golden Globes Red Carpet Fashion Reviewâ€. Ssssooo, let’s begin, mmmkay??

Here’s Geena Davis in Escada. Lookin’ old, there, Geena!

Nice eyes, Reecie baby…but get those choppers fixed

Maybe the 40-year-old virgin will get lucky tonight! She’s hot! Where have I seen here before??

I usually don’t like Sandra Oh, but she looks pretty good in this Collette Dinnegan shimmery number:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Awww! Lookit Gwynie’s lil’ baby bump!

Wow, Ziyi Zhang’s dress is gorgeous! But my God! She’s wasting away!

Keira…you’re getting too thin! You look like a bobblehead!

Ladies and Gentlemen: Martin Lawrence as “Big Momma”:

Oh, wait! The 40-Year-Old Virgin is married to Jan Brady from the movies! That’s her, Nancy Walls, innit??

Yee-haw!! I done bagged me a Wild Hottie!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

“I’m as dumb as a box of hammers, but my wife is hot and she makes $20M per picture!”

Heath’s baby mama is HAWT! She growed up good from Dawson’s Creek!

AAGH! OLD UGLY PEOPLE!! MY EYYYEEESSSS!

I like the color of Marcia’s dress, but she’s getting too bony! She’s got a chicken-chest, bleh!

Four of the biggest juggs in Hollywood today!

Rachel Weisz is pretty hot in this gold number

She’s a good actress, but I don’t find Felicity Huffman attractive at all

Wow. Mary-Louise Parker is beautiful even if she’s lost her “baby boobs”!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

INSERT LAME “GOLDEN GLOBES” JOKE HERE IN REFERENCE TO GINNY MADSEN’S BOOBIES

Hillary’s back on the martket, and she’s LOOKIN’ GOOD!

The only one I wouldn’t do is Felicity Huffman.

Not a bad-lookin’ frail in the bunch. Gee, I wonder why Michelle Rodriguez ain’t there? Oh yeah, SHE’S IN JAIL.

NAT!! Your hair!! *sniff

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wow, hard to believe that Nicollette is almost the same age as Geena!

Charlize, baby! Come to Daddy!!

Filipino hottie Vanessa Mannillo

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Maria Bello is another naturally beautiful woman, IMHO

INSERT JOKE ABOUT TERI HATCHER’S ASSETS HERE

“What’s that, mate? Nice tuxedo, eh? AWRIGHT THAT’S IT! PUT UP YA DUKES, WE’RE GONNA FOIGHT!”

The future Mother of my Children, Penelope Cruz:

 

[Harkley]

http://harkley.lonaf.com/hosting/scarlett/scarlett_johanson_globes2.jpg

**drools**

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Michelle again, looking very beautiful and chic!

Kyra Sedgewick, my first celebrity crush

“Excuse me, sir, can I park ya car?”

Another Future Baby Momma (along with Laker_Girl, Penelope, and Charlize)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Eva Longoria, vamping it up in red

Lisa Rinna, a/k/a “Tits McGee”!

I think Kate Beckinsale is beautiful…but what’s with these women disappearing?? They’re all WAY TOO THIN!

Dayna Devon, host of “Extra” and as hot as any of the actresses she covers, IMHO

 

[Big Dick McGee]

“Look, Mommy! That android almost looks real! Almost.”

Jane Seymour, still SMOKIN’ well into her 50’s!

Look out! Camryn Manheim ATE Lindsay Lohan!

So, that’s about it. I guess my faves are Mary-Louise Parker and Jessica and Penelope. Ziyi Zhang’s dress is beautiful, but I wish she’d eat something! That’s all for now my sartorially-challenged chums! Until the Oscars…BE FAAAAHBULOUS!

 

[Harkley]

You missed our Scarlett Johansenn!

Here's a HI-RES (hence about 500K) pic of her hawtness (clicky)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOOKIT ALL TEH DRAG QUEENS!!! BDM LIKES DRAG QUEENSSSSSSS!!!!!!

 

[Omega Weapon]

More ugly people. Omega Weapon shall cook and eat this thread.

 

[Omega Weapon]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

LOOKIT ALL TEH DRAG QUEENS!!! BDM LIKES DRAG QUEENSSSSSSS!!!!!!

If Charlize Theron is a trannie, I might just consider switching teams.

 

[Mentalist]

FUCK I LOVE THESE ANNUAL FASHION THREADS!!!! I need to mull over my responses this year. I will compose a thorough response tomorrow.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Please do so, I look forward to it.

No one really "jumped out at me" this year. Sure Ziyi Zhang's dress was beautiful, but I coulnd't get over the fact that she's SO THIN! THEY'RE ALL WASTING AWAY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw pics of Keira in the paper DRUNK at the after show party and her ass looked nice but yes, she is getting thinner, it seems, and she wasn't exactly a big girl to start with!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pretty soon she's gonna look like a very tall 10-year old girl! YUCK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rather than a well proportoined 10 year old girl.