Being a complete lie to yourself

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL IT'S FUN AND YOU PASS THE TIME PLEASANTLY BEFORE KILLING YOURSELF LOL

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Or else you buy a bunch of hookers and boozer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's what I need, a nice submissive twink hooker for a weekend in a swank suite in some Vegas resort.

L8R YALL

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE A TWINK HOOKER?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

For the right price, I bet. But unfortunately he makes a little more per year than I do.

LOL I CAN BE HIS STOCKY BEAR HOOKER FOR A WEEKEND LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like him.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I would not because he doesn't use good facial cream.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DO YOU KNOW.

 

[Gagh]

I CAN'T BE MYSELF ANY LONGER AS I AM BEING FORCED TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE, AND THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS FRED SAVAGE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't lie to myself, just to other people.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Sometimes I lie to myself, but I usually don't believe it unless I really ham it up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN'T BE MYSELF ANY LONGER AS I AM BEING FORCED TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE, AND THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS FRED SAVAGE

OMG THE SCARY HAIRY POST-WONDER YEARS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAS THIS ABOUT ME!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO IT WAS A PARODY COPYRIGHT 2006 EGGS MAYO PRODUCTIONS ALL RIGHTS PERVERSED

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH PHEW MY SECRET IS SAFE WHOOPEEE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IM SUING MYSELF FOR BEING A CHEAP COPY OF YOU LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOO LOO LOO I'vE GOT SOME TOO

 

[Ishcabittle]

PARODY FRED SAVAGE HAIR CREME LOL1