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Moderately popular Star Trek: Voyager character B'Elanna Torres is today set to be officially renamed "Banana" Torres, say sources within Paramount.
"It's true," said the source (a janitor). "They're making the changed on the down low and seeing if anyone notices. Every episode of Voyager will be edited so that whenever her name is said it's the new Banana name said instead. All these new voiceovers will be done by Garrett Wang, who has nothing better to do anyway. He does a great Kate Mulgrew impersonation!"
But others say that this whole story is a total fabrication. "Umm, is it?" asked Robert Duncan McNeil. "It sounds made up, but I don't know for sure. I'll ask Robert Beltran."
"Leave me the fuck alone," said Beltran.
Ethan Phillips was found dead at 3am last night.
"It's true," said the source (a janitor). "They're making the changed on the down low and seeing if anyone notices. Every episode of Voyager will be edited so that whenever her name is said it's the new Banana name said instead. All these new voiceovers will be done by Garrett Wang, who has nothing better to do anyway. He does a great Kate Mulgrew impersonation!"
But others say that this whole story is a total fabrication. "Umm, is it?" asked Robert Duncan McNeil. "It sounds made up, but I don't know for sure. I'll ask Robert Beltran."
"Leave me the fuck alone," said Beltran.
Ethan Phillips was found dead at 3am last night.
