BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER ARE GETTING DIVORCED

[CaptainWacky]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I EXPECT THIS THREAD TO HAVE FOUR HUNDRED REPLIES BY THIS TIME TOMORROW

 

[Cassie]

OMG I KNOW BEN ASSFLECK WANTS TO MAKE SEXY TIME WITH THE BIEB OKAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE BAT FLIES ALONE!

 

[Volpone]

In spite of his efforts to cover it up, she must have found out he used to own slaves.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He gave it away when he insisted they name their third child "Kizzy".

 

[CaptainWacky]

My favourite "Bennifer" memory: that time I thought "Wait, I thought 'Bennifer' were Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, not Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner? Oh well." Then went on with my life.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is clearly a national tragedy...

 

[The Tomtrek]

DAREDEVIL WAS A LIE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She as good in Juno.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOT AS GOOD AS ELLEN PAGE, WHO HAS NOT BROKEN UP WITH BEN AFFLECK.

 

[The Question]

This is what happens when pop culture turns the names of two individuals in a couple into a portmanteau. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be divorcing shortly as well for the same reason.

 

[Dr Dave]

This whole thing has all the earmarkings of headvoid written all over it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Headvoid had an affair with Ben Affleck!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE'S THE ONLY ONE AMONG US WHO HAD THE GUTS. (HI SEPH)

 

[Dr Dave]

Seph has higher standards.