BERFIELD IN MOLDY HOUSE SHOCKER!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Berfield Sues Construction Firm Over Moldy Home

Former Malcolm In The Middle star Justin Berfield is suing a Los Angeles construction firm for turning his old home into a mold-infested wreck. The actor, who now lives in pal Jessica Simpson's former home in Calabasas, California, claims he suffered respiratory problems while living in the Studio City home. He is suing Shell Burton Construction over what he says was faulty work the company did on the home, which once belonged to George Clooney. In a lawsuit, obtained by Tmz.com, Berfield alleges he learned his former home was infested with mould when he tried to sell the house. Berfield is suing for negligence, breach of warranty and breach of contract, and is asking for damages in excess of $1 million.

OH NOES FUDDLEMIFF HE'S ALL MOLDY!!!

 

[whisky]

He could have tried, you know, cleaning it once in a while, or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kids: this is what happens when you don't throw away the old pizza boxes!

 

[whisky]

So when my car gets dirty, I should sue Renault?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I figure it's Clooney's fault, for leaving all his social diseases on the rugs and furniture.

 

[whisky]

Clooney better stay away from Shatners rug, thats all I can say

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm picturing a meerkat with Clooney's head leaping on Shatner's head and pissing on him on The Tonight Show.

Must shower now. Damn that Joan Embry.

 

[whisky]

If he tried that shit on Rip Torn, Rip would just unleash his wang and piss right back on him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RIP TORN FTW LARRY SANDERS SHOW KICKED ASS YEAH!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What's will all these Hollywood types living in eachother's old houses? And Jessica Simpson? Ugh. This is almost as bad as when I found out Hayden Penetieretiercheerleaderfromheroes hung out with Paris Hilton.

then again, if he has such bad taste that he's friends with Jessica Simpson, ANYONE is in for a shot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mind easily molded YES

 

[whisky]

Hey now!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

 

[whisky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AH JOO!

 

[whisky]

I think hes the secret love child of Jerry Lewis

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Shirley Chisolm.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His annoying brothers came over and messed up the place.

 

[whisky]

Whatcha talking about Willis?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRUCE WILLIS WAS IN ON IT TOO THE JEW