Best cup of coffee I ever had...

[jack]

Is the one I'm sipping right now. With fat free half and half no less.


Good morning

 

['Gear]

Hey there my friend. Top of the morning to you.

 

[starguard]

Wakes up in the morning, and the first thing he does is drinks coffee and comes here. Most people would at least go to the bathroom first.

 

[Loktar]

Wakes up in the morning, and the first thing he does is drinks coffee and comes here. Most people would at least go to the bathroom first.

His computer chair is a toilet.

 

[jack]

Wakes up in the morning, and the first thing he does is drinks coffee and comes here. Most people would at least go to the bathroom first.

I used your threads to piss on first, does that count?

 

[jack]

Hey there my friend. Top of the morning to you.

And a fine morning it was too. Still going verrrrrry slowly.

 

[Daystrom]

Did you piss on wheezie too? Is that why she fell out of love with you?

Oh wait, she was never in love with you was she. You're too fat bald and ugly for that while I am tall, dark, and handsome .

TDH like a muhfuckaaah!!! Wheezie says that's why I rub you the wrong way and I believe her. Everyone believes her.

Even you.

 

[jack]

AFA "TDH" she's about as ugly inside and out as you could possibly get.

Have at it, no loss of mine. She's almost as big a target these days as you, little man. Which explains your sudden sympatico n'est ce pas?

 

[jack]

And you rub me the wrong way because your ugly shit is for real. Best you can come up with for me is that I'm bald fat and ugly. You cant even get two out of three right, nimblefingers.

I use depravity as a weapon occasionally, but you live it.

 

[Daystrom]

'tis true that I type 85 wpm with 93 percent accuracy.

 

[Loktar]

'tis true that I type 85 wpm with 93 percent accuracy.

who cares? 93% of what you type is bullshit, pervness, faggotry and niggertry.

 

[Daystrom]

That's "niggerosity" you no good faggot. You're a 40 year old virgin that wears women's clothes for gods sake. You ARE one of those webweirdos we all get warned about.
You are sick. Sick sick sick. Just sick.

 

[jack]

There's a transvestite religion?

 

[Daystrom]

Yes there is, contact 'Gear for more information.

 

[jack]

Why would I contact Gear? You're the first person I ever heard mention such a thing?

 

['Gear]

Yes there is, contact 'Gear for more information.

Shut up cum gurgler.

 

[Daystrom]

^ I obviously hit a nerve.

 

['Gear]

Did you say something Day? It's tough to hear you with all that hot cum in your mouth.

 

[jack]

All I hear is some ###### gurgling.

lolfag

 

['Gear]

Stop Jack. You're gonna make him exited. Then he'll start grabbing at your junk. Then you're going to have to make him work outside instead of in the house.