Best invention ever:

[Ilyanna]

pizza delivery service.

 

[jack]

I agree, and chinese food delivery service.

 

[Loktar]

And whore delivery service.

 

[Loktar]

I agree, and chinese food delivery service.

Any food delivery service is great. I prefer the ones that shovel the food directly into your mouth for you so you don't even have to move off the couch.

 

[Cinch]

I wish there was more in the way of dessert delivery services.

 

[eloisel]

Pie and coffee delivery.
Yum.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Ohhh, yeah, that one would be awesome.
Also: booze* and rented DVD's 24/7 instant delivery



*(gotta explain that one, probably: German shops close at 10 pm at the latest)

 

[jack]

Clitoral suction service! "Keeping dust out of the cracks since 1999"

 

[J&L Massacres]

Pizza delivery is a very underrated job as well (at least for a chain like Pizza Hut or Papa John's). Not only are the tips great, but the adventures you go on are unbelievable. All the stereotypical outrageous, almost parody situations that delivery boys get into that are in the media are all true.

 

[Consumer]

So 4 nympho jewel thieves will have sex with you if you give them a pizza?

 

[Ilyanna]

yes, they will. It's a well-known fact in the world of pizza delivery.

 

[jack]

I just cut a hole in the bottom of the box and deliver it "no-hands"