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Best movie ever?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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It's got Eric Bana of Star Trek 11 fame in it!
 
Is there full on nude lesbian sex?
 
Do you think if we damanded it they would find a roll for Dirk Benedict in this film?
 
Why would anyone want Dirk Benedict in it? I'M JUST ASKING CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE ATTRACTION, OK?
 
whisky said:
Is there full on nude lesbian sex?

They're playing sisters you SICK FUCK!
 
The film itself will be crap but the screenshots will be golden.
 
SUMMER GLAU PLAYS A HANDMAIDEN?
 
CaptainWacky said:
They're playing sisters you SICK FUCK!

AND? Lesbian incest is the new black, Wacky.
 
No black girls, please.
 
CaptainWacky said:
They're playing sisters you SICK FUCK!


Hey, I still want the question ANSWERED.
 
Maybe there will be a deleted scene where they started to "fool around"...
 
These stories usually revolve around both sisters being in love with the hunky guy. Maybe there's a scene where the guy says, "I've got an idea! Why don't you both love me TOGETHER!?" and for once they actually say yes.
 
Cassie said:
Why would anyone want Dirk Benedict in it? I'M JUST ASKING CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE ATTRACTION, OK?

Because Dirk Benedict would make it the bestest ever ever movie!!

But is that the real title?! It sucks!
 
David Gest will be playing "The Baron of Bondage".
 
Fuddlemiff said:
But is that the real title?! It sucks!
Doesn't matter. No one's looking at the title.

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Yes, people around the world will be requesting tickets for Scarlett's boobs.
 
Just like every other movie she's done.
 
Duct tape is a marvelous thing.
 
HEY, LOST IN TRANSLATION WAS ALL ARTY AND STUFF.
 
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