Best rude gesture when you want to troll other drivers

[Donovan]

The middle finger makes me laugh. Those people are amateurs. I have found that when some guy flips me off or gets an attitude with me on the road, the best way to send him into apoplectic fits is to blow him a kiss and then visibly laugh at him. Had a guy follow me into a parking lot wanting to fight for that once.

Who has a signature move strictly for drivers who need correction while on the road?

 

[Dor_Jan]

I launch an ICBM at them.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

The loser symbol? Best I can do. People who drive with their phones in their ears, I do a little thing where I act like I'm holding a phone to my ear with the best retard face I can scrounge up.

 

[Dor_Jan]

It has an fusion warhead.

 

[Donovan]

Had a friend once who came to work with a black eye, told us he'd gotten into a fight at a traffic light with another driver who had flipped him off. My friend, who was full-blooded sicilian, said the fight started when he returned a gesture which he demonstrated for us as a graphic pantomime blowjob. It was the funniest thing I ever saw but I'd never be able to duplicate it myself. The guy even had the porno hand action going.

 

[Dor_Jan]

Not to mention it's a MIRV. Those fuckers have nowhere to run!

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

By the way, the phone/retard thing? Don't ever do it to a cop. Got the ticket thrown out, (The guy behind me pulled over with us and claimed to be a friend following me to dinner, which I promptly agreed with; after the cop left he gave me his phone number and I had him come to court on my date, needless to say the judge laughed the cop outta the courtroom) but it has caused me three years of having to be VERY careful around these nitwits.

 

[Attention Whore]

I shape my lips into an 'O' and make a jesture that looks like I'm giving a blowjob.