Bevers are the ninjas of the animal world

[Dr Dave]

"A beaver is about like the ninjas... the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find." - Si Robertson

http://www.duckdynastyquotes.com/view/Si Robertson/1035

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone has to stand up to those stinkin' BADGERS...

 

[Dr Dave]

Beavers are where it's at.

 

[curiousa2z]

Canadian beavers are tricksy - dont turn your back on them - they could make a tree fall on your head!
THis is why we wear toques ALL THE TIME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you swapped a log with your cock would a beaver nibble on it?

 

[curiousa2z]

I don't have a cock, Captain Wacked out!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was just asking in general! For a friend.

 

[Dr Dave]

The beavers would notice it was not an actual log.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But maybe they'd have to nibble it first to know...

 

[Dr Dave]

They can tell by the smell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STOP RUINING MY FANTASIES...I mean my friend's fantasies...

 

[curiousa2z]

That made me LOL but as no one's in the house I couldn't alarm anyone. Disappointing. Like Captain Wacky's fantasy ...NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The best way to alarm people would be to write "I FOLLOW CAPTAIN WACKY'S TEACHINGS" on the all the mirrors with lipstick.

 

[Dr Dave]

You know what must be done.

 

[curiousa2z]

My BIL said he was going to use Captain Wacky's painting in an article he was writing about "Internet Communities"!
Alarming.

I should ask him what he means by it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should know that any image of CaptainWacky contains my essence and will be watching you from behind the frame.

 

[curiousa2z]

Well that was the whole point!

 

[Dr Dave]

His photo is banned in the queens bedroom.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But not from her bathroom...

 

[curiousa2z]

She's waiting to see which way Scotland votes next year.