Big Brother awaits new contestant

[Mentalist]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7465035.stm

A paraplegic hermaphrodite Freemason black dwarf with Celiacs who thinks he is Jeremy Beadle and controls his wheelchair with a straw in his cleft pallet mouth and hates young mothers is my guess for the next contestant.

 

[jack]

Sounds interesting.

 

[whisky]

Well they threw a black out, so no doubt they will put another one in, either that or Abu Hansa

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gul Dukat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, they need a black person, so it will be a Klingon.

 

[Gagh]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7465035.stm

A paraplegic hermaphrodite Freemason black dwarf with Celiacs who thinks he is Jeremy Beadle and controls his wheelchair with a straw in his cleft pallet mouth and hates young mothers is my guess for the next contestant.

I fucking hope not. I hate Freemasons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope it's Jon Tickle but they make no reference to the fact that he's already been on Big Brother and he talks in a fake Italian accent.

 

[whisky]

They could call him Wario

 

[CaptainWacky]

And give him a hammer.

 

[Gagh]

I hope it's the leader of the evil Decepticons, Megatron.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope it's Starscream but he's been shrunk to human size and painted lime green.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Wacky to enter the Big Brother house Sunday!

 

[headvoid]

i hope he is not so disabled that we can't point and laugh at him - that would spoil all the fun.

I mean, some of my best friends are disabled, I just dont like the REALLY disabled ones - you know what I mean?

 

[whisky]

Maybe its actually someone in a coma, and tehy will wheel them in in a bed on full life support, then all the other housemates will get pissed because they will fail all the tasks.

 

[headvoid]

maybe there will be a task where if they fail his machine is switched off

 

[Gagh]

Maybe it will be Stretchy Pete "The Boss" Ross, who will smash the other housemates to death with his metal feet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It actually was Pete, surprisingly.

 

[headvoid]

Thank god we have mentioned metal feet again - I was really worried that had been forgotten. Where is the metal feet contestant!!!!!!!!

 

[Gagh]

Was it Stammering Pete and The Modal Nodes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He kicked Dale's face off right away, using his metal feet, then span round to kick Kathreya in the gut, causing cookies to shoot from her mouth. Job done!