Big Brother freestyle

Mentalist

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Glyn:
dau ddeg chwech

Nikki:
Yeah, I so know what you're sayin'..

Pete:
*Cough* WANKERS! *whistle* wicked, that's safe innit..

Imogen:
That Seezer's just a bit of fun, ya know.. It's nout serrius..

Pete:
Wanker! *cough*

Seezer: I'm just a stallion, girls love me and I need a shirt..

Nikki:
Yeah, I like Felix too.

Richard:
Lets just ignore him group, we'll sha-bang him away!

Bonneh:
...

George:
I think Shahbaz left, Richard. Time for a new schtick, possibly.

Grace:
I have a nice arse but thats about it, other than that I'm just a pointless human being teeheehheheh, Sloan ranger!

Nikki:
I'm grotesque!

George: Well I don't think you are. Maybe I can rub your leg.

Nikki:
Okay, but I'm only letting you so I can gossip about it later.

Richard:
I'm the gay community champion.

Seezer: I'd kiss a bloke. I'm not gay though.

Glyn: dau ddeg chwechdau ddeg chwechdau ddeg chwechdau ddeg chwech DONT TOUCH ME.

Bonneh: ...

Pete:
Wankers..

Dawn: I'VE GOT A CODE EVERYONE!

Bonneh: Why dontchoo like me Lisa?

Lisa:
Yeah you fucking fucker, you're a fucking melon ya know why you fucking doing that for you fucking fuck you fucking wanna start with fucking me Pete's dick is like a soul sucking demon you fuck I wouldn't mind me some of that AAAAAYEE!! fucker fuck fuck fucking what!

Bonneh:
*Cries*

Lea: Oh, don't cry darlin', it will be allright. Come and rest on my giant 30,000 pound tits. I really should of paid my poor mothers mortgage off, now I think about it. I hope I don't do anything to upset my family while I'm here.. Oh, by the way everyone I like it when men piss on me during sex and I had an electric egg whisk up my pussy. I love my 11 year old son very much, I'm sure nobody will bully him at school.


Imogen:
I'm becoming less hot everyday, has anyome noticed?


Nikki:
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I'M SO SCARED I JUST WANT PETE TO BE ALLRIGHT HE'S SO NICE YA KNOW BUT NOT IN THAT WAY.

Dawn: Hey guys, just incase nobody heard me the first time I thought I would mention it again.. I HAVE A SECRET CODE THAT BIG BROTHER DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT!!

Glyn:
y gwely yr achos yr haf Mae'r gwely yma!!

Pete: *Cough* *whistle* *weeebreeep* *bloopp* *aaaagagagagagagag* *whistle* *wankers* *cough* *wwwhizzleweeps* *WANKERS!**CUNTS!*

Lisa: You've got a right big dick, you have.

Pete: *Meow*

Richard: Come on now group.. Lets get together so I can be leader! now SHAHBAZ who I never ever mention has gone It's time for my leadership role to flourish!

Seezer: Hey, Imogen, would you have a threesome?

Nikki: I'd never do that!

Seezer: Nobody is talking to you Nikki

Bonneh: I'm everything and.. err.. everything.. *cries* evvybody hates me!

Lea:
*Cries*

Nikki:
*cries* poor Pete!

Pete:
I feel wicked as!

Nikki: It's so sad, Big Brother!

Pete:
I'm lovin it! Life's great!

Nikki:
HIS LIFE IS SO AWFUL!

Mikey: I'll settle for Grace, then dump the slag when I get out because nobody knows how incredibly sexist I am! Mwhahahaha!

Seezer: Good lad, Mikey, mate!

George: Yeah Mikey.. wooo

Seezer: This has been Seezers palace, recognize!

Dawn: code code code code code!

Lisa:
That's just mint that is..

Pete: *Wankers!*
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Victor: This house is on a shakier foundation that Rik Wellar tap-dancing on a three legged table!

Jason: THere's a few fucking Jungle Cats in here now!

Imogen: Who?

Victor: Shut it, girl.

Seezer: Hey don't talk to her like that!

Victor: What you going to do about it, SCUMBAG?

Seezer: NOthing

Wacky: I CNA'T FUCKING RIGHT PARODIES ANYMORE

Nikki: EEEEK! there's a strange little man in here!

Lisa: Aye up fuck the tits the lot of you you know what I mean.

Pete: WOW!

Richard: Oooh look at me lol Wacky can't think of anything funny!

Grace: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing but I'm a nice person really honest!

Mikey: Do you think I care?

*starts shagging her*

Wacky: STOP HAVING SEX YOUR RUBBING IT In

victor: SAGKLb

JASON: AILSGJ

JAde: AM I MINGIN'!?

WankMan: WANKERSD!

Peteman: WAKERS

BRUMMI DAVE: I'M A BRUMMIE ME
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Nikki: Oh my God Grace is such a slut oh my God even though she hasnt' actually had sex with Mikey or even kissed George she's still a slut.

Lisa: Look man you know what I mean alright just chill it right.

George: Look, it's not my fault Grace is a top spec bitch, okay?

Peter: You only said that - MIAOW - because Menty forgot to use it in the first parody *whistles* wankers!

Glynn: *something in Welsh to Imogen*

Imogen: Fuck off.

Nikki: Why can't I meet a man, oooooh I'm going to CRY!

*she falls on her back and starts kicking her little legs up in the air*

Richard: Oh my this is fabulous all this coupling yeah shame they can't send a nice gay boi in about 17 for me to bend over and ram my hole fist up his arse hahaha, I'm so dirty!

Lea: I gave Glynn a boner. I wonder if my son got one too. Think of it, his first boner from watching his mum lapdance a boy literally half her age on television!

Mikey: Oh by the way I'm sexist.
 
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