Big Brother rankings

[CaptainWacky]

Since nobody else is posting and there's nothing to say about anything.

1) Rachel - I'm always going to go with the cute girl at number one. ACCEPT IT.
2) Darnell - I love the way he talks. MAN!
3) Rex - Loved his "you don't need to eat anymore cookies, Bex" line, even if it was a bit nasty.
4) Mario - Still think he's a bit of a prick, but you can't deny his entertainment value, and there's far worse people in there.
5) Mohamed - He's a good guy. Bit dull, but amusing in the way he always get things wrong.
6) Mikey - Don't particularly like him as a person but he comes up with good stuff now and then, like his infamous guide dog joke.
7) Kathreya - I do think she's genuinely nice, but also genuinely annoying.
8) Dale - Maybe because I hate the others more, but he's actually okay when he's away from Jen...on the live feed just now he was having a great time with the nice ones while Jen was sitting in the bathroom with a face on her.
9) Lisa - Little more than a prop for Mario.
10) Luke - Hate this little shit, but seeing all the others gradually rumble his game is quite satisfying. They have to stop showing him in the Diary Room on EVERY show though.
11) Stuart - Why is he even still in there? Basically a back-up Dale.
12) Rebecca - Chav.
13) Jennifer - Could be set to beat Sylvia's eviction percentage next week!

 

[headvoid]

What I have seen of Luke (very little sorry) makes me thing he has a gameplan. i.e. going for the nasty vote.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think he's just a genuinely nasty, mal-adjusted young man.

 

[whisky]

I've never liked him from the start, and the sooner he is gone the better

 

[CaptainWacky]

He tried to get Rebecca to nominate Kat and Rachel today and got locked up in jail as a result.

 

[whisky]

Good, I hope they took his voting privileges away too

 

[Yub]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think he thinks he's cleverer than he is and that he's getting away with it, pulling the wool over the typical BB viewer's eyes. Of course he's completely wrong.

He needs to learn how to pronounce "Mawio" properly.

 

[headvoid]

he's from New Zealan?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Appawentlah!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't stand watching Luke and Rebecca when they try to present them as a "comedy duo", knowing what horrible people they are.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I can't stand his campness. I have a real hatred for camp people as it is, without them being conniving weasels.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL OVER DUE REDONE LIST

1) Rachel: Duh.
2) Darnell: Just ditch the self pity, motherfucker!
3) Micahel: He's really improved lately, coming across more as a lovabel comedy character than bitter blind bastard.
4) Kat: Her attempts to defend Rachel were a bit shite.
5) Maysoon: She's like a more subdued, back-up Rachel.
6) Sara: I actually like her now, but her voice is still annoying.
7) Mohamed: GREEDY MO! He was funny eating the chiles, but I find him a bit annoying in general.
8) Lisa: Has some comedy value.
9) Rex: At least he can be funny, but he's totally evil.
10) Stu: ZZZZ. Even made the chile task dull.
11) Dale: Like...like...like...just leave.
12) Luke: A shite version of Rex.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was growing fond of Lisa up until her Black Eyed Peas singing at Kat, although on the other hand, I liked the fact that it showed once again how Luke has absolutely no testicles whatsoever as he sat there smirking while somebody else basically said what he didn't have the courage to.

Michael I like too, especially after that golden comedy moment when he switched the clock alarm off, much to Mo's surprise (not that Mo gave him any fucking credit). He can still be a crotchety whinger, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's going to suck when it comes time for Davina to show Michael his best bits...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But she'll be exceptionally nice to him to make up for it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rachel stomping around impersonating Darnell was so hot.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And it showed her being the bolshy Rachel from the VT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking Sara's going to be the one shouting over her now, I predict.

 

[CaptainWacky]

1) Rachel: Got abused by the boys AGAIN yesterday for picking the "wrong" cake or something. Lovely girl, who keeps her dignity while all around her self destruct.
2) Michael: Don't even like him much but he's funny.
3) Kat: SHE LOOK LIKE POTATO!
4) Darnell: Laying on the pity party far too thick now. Motherfucker!
5) Mo: GREEDY MO. Does nothing now but laugh along with the others. Which still makes him better than some.
6) Stuart: Does he even exist?
7) Lisa: Not buying her as a wacky comedy character.
8) Sara: Slut.
9) Nicole: Like Nikki but without the humour. So pointless then.
10) Rex: The most evil man alive.