Big Brother US is being shown on E4...

[CaptainWacky]

Will I be able to resist watching?

 

[Cassie]

Oh please watch it so you can see how lame ours is compared to yours! Will it be the same one we'll be watching or will it be a rerun of a past season?

 

[Thrusty]

I'll be watching it here, i wonder what your guys is like?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You will HATE it. You will wonder why people would bother to watch such a dull show, and instantly complain about the lack of an audience or a clever host. Also you will hate how serious they seem to take it, and how it's a thousand times less fun than the UK version.

Because I already feel that way, yet I can't stop watching.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If by audience you mean the retarded chavs who go to the final night and boo an 18 year old girl because she's better looking than them, even after she finishes second in the whole show, then no, I won't miss them. Also, clever host? Ha!

I assume it's new stuff, Cassie.

 

[Cassie]

Yay.. then we can all be obsessed with the same show. You probably will think our bb is a bit boring cause there's no nudity.

 

[Dr Dave]

Will I be able to resist watching?

One would hope so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yay.. then we can all be obsessed with the same show. You probably will think our bb is a bit boring cause there's no nudity.

There is if you subscribe to the live feeds with a Real SuperPass.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can watch episodes of BB8 online if you want an idea of what to expect.

(*Unless CBS does that NOT FOR NON-US PEOPLE YOU FILTHY CHAV bullshit)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll watch them later (okay, I probably won't, but thanks for the link!)

There was no nudity in Celebrity Hijack...they were supposed to do nude body painting but the boys kept their pants on the and girls were in bikinis (and two housemates wouldn't even do that!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How could they have found the only two circus people in the world who are prudes?

CIRCUS FOLK ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DRUNKEN SEX FREAKS DAMMITOL!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They only do it with eachother

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO INCEST JOKES. It really hurt Emilia when John (dressed as her) implied incest. But she soon hit back with the "Shrek" remark.

YES, THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAKED LIKE IN BIG BROTHER ONE WHEN THEY DID A SIMILAR TASK BACK IN THE SPACE YEAR 2000 (they claimed they went nude because they didn't think anyone was watching.) STILL bikini-Emilia covered in paint is still pretty good.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If you really want BB nudity, you watch Australian BB. They all shower together naked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But they all talk like they're asking questions all the time?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder why people have such a craving to see BB housguests naked?

Oh yeah because naked things is HAWT BOING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I prefer SIZZLING SEXUAL TENSION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-N_HMvtNkM