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Big Dick McGee Memorial Oscars Fashion Thread?

I didn't watch the Oscars this year because I have no door in my room. Oh wait, that was my Loktar dual. Just a second.
 
SO WHERE/ how can someone watch the oscars after THEY HAVE BEEN ON?!? ARE THEY IN NETFLIX? probably not. I suck. : (
 
If we all do one celebrity, really badly, maybe we can shame him into coming back?

Here is mine:

Anne Hathaway
Looking resplendent in an armoured breastplate reminiscent of a Klingon warrior she tied it with a small clutch bag made of the the souls of dead moles. Each of the triangular tin foil segements was beaten with a VERY TINY HAMMER and is capable of deflecting those annoying laser pens that people shine at planes. The panels are now being airdropped to the Ukraine to help with the humanitarian effort. A short note from Jared Leto stating "U OK HUN?" is attached to every one.
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Jared Leto says he would donate his hair for the Ukraine, but it's a national treasure.
 
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