Big secret revealed tonight on Lost

[Cassie]

That's what the commercial says anyway.. I bet is just more polar bears and jesus sticks.. and Desmond running around in Hurleys clothes throwing rocks at the ocean and saying things that haven't quite happened yet and being all mysterious. Kate cries and says she loves someone and Sawyer gets his ass kicked. Jack continues to be emo about everything and Juliet attaches jumper cables to his nuts. Then Ben gives everyone a big slice of cake and says we were just kidding! Aloha motherfuckers!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Sayid says "IRAN IS FULL OF QUEERS!"

 

[Cassie]

THE END

 

[Cassie]

18 MINUTES TILL THE BIG LOST SECRETS ARE REVEALED OR NOT.. PROBABLY NOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's speculation over at TrekBBS that Mister Eko is going to die.

 

[Cassie]

Hmm, might have to check abc.com message board to see what they're saying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet they kill Eko so that Locke looks cool again. "We killed the guy cooler than Locke!"

 

[Cassie]

****spoilery spoilers*******
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Ok.. apparently the big freaking secret is the Others are on a different island right across some water from the Losties island. Also somebody has a tumor on his spine.. think it's Ben (fake Henry) and that's why they've got Jack separated from Sawyer and Kate.. cause they want Jack to save him. The Others might not be evil but they are twisted!

OH and Eko didn't die.

Now the commercials are saying the next two episodes are gonna change everything.

 

[Tisiphone]

Blah, blah, blah...

The only good thing about this episode was Sawyer...without a shirt...a half pony-tail...boxing...sweaty.

YES!

Other than that, it was sort of boring. Lost is losing me.

 

[Cassie]

Me too.. I'm getting tired of all the mystery and never solving any mystery. Sawyer was hot as usual.. the scene where the guy was beating the crap out of him and Kate said she loved him was about the best one of the episode.

None of it makes sense.. why have Kate and Sawyer locked in cages? Why all the pretense? It's just getting to be bullshit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol, in hindsight this thread is quite funny, although you were right about most of what happened. Desmond saw the future, Kate said she loved someone, then said she didn't, Sawyer got beaten up and shouted "son of a BITCH!" and Jack was an annoying little angsty shit.