Blame more things on Michael Martin

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Since apparently he's now soley responsible for the MP expenses FIASCO ("you couldn't make it up") and the ONLY WAY to remove the stain of SLEAZE from British politics is to not only remove him from his position as Speaker but also SET HIS TESTICLES ON FIRE AND MURDER HIS CHILDREN BEFORE HIS VERY EYES I think we could make the world a better place by blaming lots of other things on him so that we can feel better about those things too when he dies.

1) Michael Martin is to blame for "water pipe" bit in the new Star Trek, somehow.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
2) Michael Martin is to blame for global warming, and the coming ice age.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
3) Michael Martin is to blame for Loktar getting curious about ladies undergarments.
 
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