BLANKET POTATO SALAMI HAMPER!

[Gagh]

TODAY THE WICKED WHIPPET FORAYED INTO THE HOSTILE TERRITORIES OF PLUNDARR! THERE THEY MENT THUNDRA AND THE EGG PEOPLE OF ZIMBO!

THE EGG PEOPLE, WHAT MISCHIEF MAKERS THEY ARE! FOUR CIVIL WARS SINCE 1866 AND NOT A BEANBAG TO SHOW FOR THEIR SINS! SO BEGONE! BEGONE FOUL BERBILS, AND SPREAD THE SINS OF THE KREE'S SUPREME INTELLIGENCE FOR THE SPIRIT OF MAR-VELL! ROCKET RACER STOLE MY BAMBOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And yet the pope still eats cats like he's got time to spare.

 

[Gagh]

Not to mention the EVIL THINGS he does with his Battlestar Galactica 1980 Cylon action figure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is part of the catholic religion, to be fair.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES MY FIENDISH PLOT HAS BEEN UNRAVELED!!@!

QUICK EGG PEOPLE, TO THE ESCAPE CARTONS!!!! SHIRLEY MONKFISH BASSEYHOUND!!!1

 

[headvoid]

I'm in Limbo with the popes approach to the Cylons

 

[CaptainWacky]

THe Pope is a JOPE!

 

[headvoid]

The Pope loves pringles, he runs around with a moustache on and sings songs like "once you pope you cant cope!"

 

[Cassie]

Pope rocks and coke make an explosive combination.

 

[CaptainWacky]

pope rocks?

 

[Cassie]

yeah.. pop rocks pope rocks. Pop rocks are candy that pop in your mouth.

 

[headvoid]

Pope pops his cork in your mouth?

 

[Cassie]

OR DOES HE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

POOOOOOOPEFINGERRRRRR
HE'S THE MAN WITH MUSLIM DINGLEBERRIES OMG

 

[Loktar]

TO THE POPEMOBILE!

 

[whisky]

Philip Pope, he did music and comedy in the 80s, oh yes he did

 

[Cassie]

HOT POCKETS

 

[Loktar]

HOT POTATO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOT GAY SEX

 

[Loktar]

HOT WANK SEX