Blazes Alcohol;ic Up;date: Day 3243

[BlazerBoy]

Today I went down to Green's after work and got a keg of Bud Light, a new Tap and just for shits and vomits, a handle of Tequila for margaritas. So far, its me and Jay over here, Charles (the guy who told Jay he was in love with him who I intend to cause a disturbance with later after I get drunk), my good friend Floyd and his two new underage gay friends, and one token female whom Floyd wants to fuck tonight.

Tonight will either be off the chain or somebody will go to jail. MAYBE BOTH.

Updates for as long as I'm coherent to do so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, so much for reading Harry Potter tonight.

 

[Henoch]

So yer legs r spred & we've made a date??

 

[Henoch]

HENOCH TORPEDO LANDING NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Tequila is half gone and Keg is still going strong!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Anybody naked/near naked yet?

 

[BlazerBoy]

One person is shitless.

 

[Henoch]

BB is my naked best friend 2007!!

 

[Sarek]

Shut up Henoch.

 

[Ishcabittle]

One person is shitless.

shitless drunk or they have taken a shit and their butt is now empty of shit?

 

[BlazerBoy]

A beer bong has just arrived.

 

[BlazerBoy]

shitless drunk or they have taken a shit and their butt is now empty of shit?

Shirtless.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I am having difficulty getting drunk. i shall dedicate the next shot to the boards where I post at.

CHEERS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perhaps your clothes are soaking up all the alcohol. You should lose them.

 

[curiousa2z]

^A good line. I'll steal it.