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[KnightRider4567]

 

[KnightRider4567]

 

[Gonad]

These are useless unless she's taking all sorts of cock.

 

[The Dork Lord]

do go on...

I love to hear women's

perspective on porn

 

[Gonad]

That is my "pretend to have a penis" perspective.

 

[The Dork Lord]

ah

at least you're not laughing or looking at her shoes!

 

[Gonad]

I spent at least a year thinking about what it would be like to have a penis, physical sensation-wise. I am now comfortable in knowing what I would like to do with my penis if I had one. But this is a thread derailment that none of us want.

Bring us pictures of this girl taking all sorts of cock. I will imagine stroking my penis while looking at the pictures.

 

[The Dork Lord]

would you pretend you're fucking my non-existent pussy

while stroking your imaginary penis?

 

[The Dork Lord]

^NOT ACTUALLY HITTING ON YOU^

 

[Kerb Crawler]

COMMIT, DORK LARD!

 

[Gonad]

IT is good to not hit on me.

I would probably not stroke my penis at the same time I was using it to perform vaginal sex.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It would be an absolute fucking mess

 

[The Dork Lord]

gotcha

 

[Gonad]

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[The Dork Lord]

I have no idea what your spooky code means

but I'm going to assume it's something nasty

about me and drink too much to dull the pain

alas, I am PWNED

 

[The Dork Lord]

I love love child

 

[The Dork Lord]

if that's what you mean...

 

[The Dork Lord]

*comits suicide then goes on springer about it*

 

[Gonad]

Dr. Phil is the new Springer.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Once, I thought I loved Gonad. Then I realized she was me. But a she. Unlike me. Somewhere else. And it was good. Especially when.

I dared to love too much.