Bickendan
Shifty sumbitch
Oh, how you beg to get my attention when I log in for the first time in years, Troll Kingdom (being one of WordForge's owners is hard work!).
"Bickendan," you say in a low, sultry voice, "you have a notification! Why don't you click on the shiny bell icon next to your PM inbox and find out what it is? Maybe it's your acceptance letter to Hogwarts and you're being Sorted into the Sorting Hat!"
"You're mad, TK," I reply. "That's like saying there's a special clip of Bryce Dallas Howard, hair done up like Samantha Matthis, riding Blue like she was Yoshi waiting for me!"
"How do you know there isn't?" you say with a pout, lower lip trembling.
I sigh. "Well, I might as well check just to clear the notice anyway."
"You have no new alerts."
"Bickendan," you say in a low, sultry voice, "you have a notification! Why don't you click on the shiny bell icon next to your PM inbox and find out what it is? Maybe it's your acceptance letter to Hogwarts and you're being Sorted into the Sorting Hat!"
"You're mad, TK," I reply. "That's like saying there's a special clip of Bryce Dallas Howard, hair done up like Samantha Matthis, riding Blue like she was Yoshi waiting for me!"
"How do you know there isn't?" you say with a pout, lower lip trembling.
I sigh. "Well, I might as well check just to clear the notice anyway."
"You have no new alerts."
